da guns

The forming of you hands to look like hand guns, followed closely by the ridiculous movement of your hands back and forth to repeatedly point at someone. This will normally be done at the end of a bad joke and performed by someone who lacks social skills pointing to the person who they failed at making fun of.

Stephen- Nice slippers
Aaron- Their Moccasins
Stephen- Oh, well i'll just have to 'mock' you more then. <does da guns while speaking>
Aaron- <stares down stephen>
Stephen- <quietly walks away in shame>

by bsaxbuc December 15, 2008

finger guns

A way for creepy people with porn mustaches to say hello or "I understand". Hold your fingers in the shape of guns (use both hands for maximum effect) and point at someone who just arrived. Bend thumbs to simulate shooting your finger guns and make a clicking sound with your mouth. May be accompanied with a wink in extreme cases.

That dude that looks like he just fell out of the 70's just offered me a piece of candy and then winked and gave me finger guns. I said no.

by K1dCuervo February 27, 2008

cunt and gunpowder

An old British Royal Navy toast when women are not present. Refers to two things that are indispensible to maritime warriors.

Gentlemen, raise your glasses. To Cunt and Gunpowder. A sailor's two best friends.

by RFN December 9, 2008

Gunloader

Someone who constantly manipulates & uses lesser minded souls as puppets to achieve hillarious results avoiding blame & consequence,Loading the gun but not firing it!!

Gunloader "Do i know that Moose over there?"

Jim "No but Tim does hahaha"

Tim "fuck off Jim"

Gunloader "hahaha"

by Gunloader September 19, 2011

dude guns

When a person starts of their statements with excessive uses of "dude", sometimes not even finishing one statement of dude to start the next.

Dude Gunner: "Dude, dude, du, dude, du, dude, thats not how it goes"

Innocent Bystander: "Wow, that dude just pulled out the dude guns"

by Go get some cereal February 5, 2010

guns and butter

A classic model of the production possibility curve by using the relationship between "guns", or military spending, and "butter", or food supplies, in a nation's expenditures, in order to demonstrate that the increase of one relies on the decrease of the other.

Melvin: Guns are real estate,the stock,artwork stuff that apreciates with value, what's the butter cars clothes jewelry all that other bullshit that don't mean shit after you buy it...Thats what its all about. Guns and butter, baby! You little dumb motherfuckers.

by Mikey515025 July 12, 2011

Gunslinger Lore

Verb - "to gunslinger lore"

1. To think something is cool and do it, and then realize after being made fun of that it is probably the least cool thing you could've possibly done.

2. To fix something that is not broken, change something that doesn't need to be changed... etc.

3. Quite possibly, the gayest gamertag ever to grace xbox live.

Kris: Do you like my new halo reach emblem?

Jordan: Dude you just gunslinger lore'd it... You had a sweet looking zombie with a pimp hat and now you have a gay looking skull inside some stupid shield... way to pull a "gunslinger lore".

Kris: Stfu.

by Sweet Pimp Zombie October 10, 2010