Gump

1.) Someone gigantic and hairy
2.) Someone who spends most of their time alone
3.) Someone who can't get any girls
4.) Someone who tries to act cool even though their not
5.) Someone who watches too much TV
6.) Someone who will be a virgin forever
"Did you see Tyler today...WOW he's such a gump!!"
by L*M*A July 12, 2005
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Gump

The state of a man's semen filled hands shortly after masterbating.
Oi lad. Wanna come over for a wank?
Would love to mate, but I've already got gump hands.
by Leslie the Lesbo October 19, 2015
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Gump

"When you have a friend who is kinda slow and can't read and they live with their mom until they're thirty"
Rob sneider is a gump. No further explanation needed.
by Akalordprettycampos May 04, 2016
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Gump

A 20 year old virgin, who catches extreme grief from his friends.
Damn Gump are you ever going to score.
by old pro February 04, 2008
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A Gump is someone who is awkward, uncoordinated,runs funny and may be pretty stupid. It comes from the movie forest gump.
Look at that gump hes running like a giraffe.
by taylor duane June 05, 2007
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Gump

Why the fuck you do that Lee you fucking Gump!
by squeeble July 11, 2008
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Sex, straight-forward!
Ex. I'm gonna get me some gump tonight!
by Matt Whited April 01, 2006
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