Gump

a language used by people when they are too high and cannot pronounce words well. so they make up there own for the time being.

"man how baked are you?"

"im scubbin the bad bumps"

"i was so high i just started speaking Gump"

by Bubba Scumpz August 12, 2009

gump

a faggot or someone who is just plain whack

"omg! look at those shoes they are mad tight son!"
"dem shoes is whack! UR A GUMP! getta outta here dawg!"

by Halla! July 11, 2007

GUMP

Gay Ugly Motherfucking Punk

esp. in D.C. metropolitan gyms

The old men that you see in the locker room who'd never workout, but stays in the steamroom, sauna, and showers until they look like a raisin trying to get their peeps at you!

"What the fuck is that GUMP looking at?"

by 2 short July 11, 2009

gump

a person that is slow, mentally or physically

Josh Woods is a gump.

by Lucas Garcia February 1, 2008

Gump

Being sexual arroused by a figure of matter, without actually being touch, or to touch the matter. Orgasm of the imagination.

Did you see that car, I think I just gumped.

by TheUnlikelyHero October 22, 2010

Gump

To Gump is to play ping pong such as Forrest Gump did. It's an easier way to ask someone if they want to play ping pong with you, without sounding like a fruit.

"Hey man, you want to Gump"
"I'm not really sure, I'm hammered drunk and won't be able to hit the ball."

by PraiseBathsheba December 29, 2013

gump

When you shit and piss at the exact same time while sitting on the toilet.

I went to the bathroom the other day and had gump.

by Bobby Ricochet October 13, 2008