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Gummy Bear Porn

To position gummy bears into sexual positions, often times causing massive gummy bear orgies
I spent all last night creating a movie using gummy bear porn!
Gummy Bear Porn by Paraprincess February 23, 2011

National Gummy Bear Album Day

Every November 13th, the Gummy bear Album will be released. You must listen to the song and eat gummy bears.
Man 1: Did you hear dude? It's National Gummy Bear Album day! Let's go eat gummy bears and listen to it.
Man 2: yeah, who didn't know? It's obviously November 13th!

Gummy bear 

The gummy bear is commonly found in brightly coloured plastic bags and while often hunted to the brink of extinction, their intricate mating rituals have never failed to restore their numbers.

In an unnatural habitat, the wild gummy bear submerges itself in nearby glasses and can take up almost four times its own weight in water. This process, while increasing the size of the bear by the same figures, sadly renders it inedible.
"Look at the size of that yellow one! It must have spent the last two days in that lake!" - Steve Irwin on gummy bears.
Gummy bear by urglegurgle November 30, 2009

gummibar 

a gummy bear on crack who thinks hes so cool singing cheesy dance songs half naked with orange tidy whities... srsly
oh im a gummy bear yes im a gummy bear oh im a yummy tummy funny lucky gummibar.
gummibar by m4tr1x35 July 16, 2009

GummyBearMafia 

Someone who displays an obnoxious and rude behavior, yet can be nice at the same time. Abbreviated by GBM.
He is such a GummyBearMafia, I hope he gets what he deserves.
GummyBearMafia by Flaros January 21, 2008

gummy bear 

a big burly gay man with no teeth ready to give a blow job.
man, its hard to find a good gummy bear in this town.
gummy bear by saigo yami March 11, 2014