by Giggidy Gilman November 21, 2019
Get the Gummer hummer mug.A gummer squaw is something you find on or near the rez (Indian reservation). It is a dried up old nasty broad with missing teeth from drugs, old age or domestic violence from a life time of several different bucks. Usually get taken home only after last call, but before the lights come back in.
"Hey Jonas, let go up to the Red Pony, get all fucked up and smoke some penners. There's usually a couple old gummer squaws hangin around up der!"
by Whiskey drinker April 22, 2017
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by emmysassypants July 26, 2017
Get the gummer hummer mug.1. Anything you can slurp through a straw;
2. Food you find in a nursing home;
3. Anything you don't need teeth to eat;
4. Gunk; 5. Sloppy joes 6. Soup;
7. Anything that mimics food that can be eaten at the senior center.
2. Food you find in a nursing home;
3. Anything you don't need teeth to eat;
4. Gunk; 5. Sloppy joes 6. Soup;
7. Anything that mimics food that can be eaten at the senior center.
The dentist said I should eat gummer food for a few days.
My wife eats gummer food all the time.
The baby is off of gummer food and we have switched to solid foods.
Grandpa lost his false teeth and has to eat gummer food
My wife eats gummer food all the time.
The baby is off of gummer food and we have switched to solid foods.
Grandpa lost his false teeth and has to eat gummer food
by Sm_Bruner December 8, 2013
Get the gummer food mug.Gummer The Llama is a fucking cute-ass animal with stubby little legs, a poofy lil tail-ball, and eyes of hope. He is the absolute symbol of beauty and happiness. Everyone loves that motherfucker, or you're wrong.
"Oh my God, Gummer The Llama is so adorable."
"No, he's ugly."
"Well, you're wrong and I'm about to commit a hate crime because you said that."
"No, he's ugly."
"Well, you're wrong and I'm about to commit a hate crime because you said that."
by PowerTower920 July 19, 2019
Get the Gummer The Llama mug.Receiving a blow job from someone with no teeth (hence the gummer), while taking a shit on the toilet (hence the blumpkin).
Donald was the most delighted when ol' Betsy from room 309 came down the hall before midnight and surprised him with a Gummer Blumpkin on his birthday; needless to say, that's one way to keep the Doctor away!
by Willywonkered August 9, 2025
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