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Gumball Machine 

A sex thing in which you put your balls in her butt, then put a quarter in her slot, then she pops out the balls.
My chick pushed to hard when i was gumballing her and she took a dump.

I jizzed when i gumballed my girl.

Gumball Machine is my favorite sex thing to do.
Gumball Machine by POWERtehPIMP April 28, 2008

Gumballer 

A person who has participated in the infamous Gumball 3000 supercar rally.
Whether they're a millionaire, celebrity or athlete, the two things Gumballers have in common is a passion for travel and cars.
Gumballer by Pavo Jr. December 8, 2013
a candy representing the feeling of chewing a testicle
hmmmmm yummy gumball
gumball by patricia morarez October 14, 2020

Stale Gumball 

A wannabe hoe who's afraid of being in a relationship. She spends as long as she can drawing a guy in and leading him on, making him think she's "the one," but then once the guy makes a move she goes apeshit on him, rejects him hard, and makes him feel like a fucking piece of shit loser.
Guy 1: "Hey how'd things go with that chick you've been crazy about for the last month?"
Guy 2: "She's a fucking stale gumball, dude. You see her and for some reason just need to have her; she looks so delicious and seems so sweet, but then you go to bite into her expecting a nice soft piece of gum and instead she breaks your jaw."
Guy 1: "Fuck, you spent way too long thinking about that. I hope you're over that bitch."
Stale Gumball by Mr.nj April 16, 2017

Green Gumballs 

When someone around you is knowingly lying or bullshitting another person.
"Man, yesterday at bifflo, I was on the starter gate, and my KX500 took off backwards into the crowd. I picked her up though, and ran the race in reverse."

OR

"The cashier gave me her phone # last night, I can't wait to get her back to my moms house and finally get some action"

Man, the green gumballs were all over the parts counter today!
Green Gumballs by jessie34 May 19, 2007

Gumball Rack 

When I was driving home from the bar at 2am, I looked in my rear view mirror and was shocked to see the gumball rack lights. I only had 2 drinks officer! police
Gumball Rack by The Pork Chop November 22, 2010