A creature from another planet, the majority of which follow Christianity. Gelgamek women have vaginas that are 3 feet wide and filled with razor sharp teeth. Gelgamek women are also featured in the intergalactic hit TV show, "Who Wants to Marry a Gelgamek?"
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by twomintomid April 16, 2009
Get the Gelgamek mug.Noun:1. The intense orgasmic feeling one achieves after scoring a goal.
2. The reaction to the act of scoring a goal in futbol or soccer in which one immediatly starts running around the field with his or her arms and mouth wide open. The crowd and announcer often will yell 'GOL!!!!!!!!'. Golgasms can last from 30 seconds to 10 minutes depending on the person and team scoring the goal.
Adverb-Golgasmic
Plural- Golgasms or Multiple Golgasms if more than 1 goal was scored.
2. The reaction to the act of scoring a goal in futbol or soccer in which one immediatly starts running around the field with his or her arms and mouth wide open. The crowd and announcer often will yell 'GOL!!!!!!!!'. Golgasms can last from 30 seconds to 10 minutes depending on the person and team scoring the goal.
Adverb-Golgasmic
Plural- Golgasms or Multiple Golgasms if more than 1 goal was scored.
Crowd: "Gollllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!"
John (American who doesnt watch soccer): Whats everybody doing?
Shahin: They're having a golgasm!
Sean: "So what did it feel like after scoring that goal?"
Sob: "GOLGASMIC!"
Sob: "I just had a golgasm!"
Damon: "How'd it feel?"
Sob: "Well I after I scored the goal, I got this warm feeling in my shorts, it was great!"
John (American who doesnt watch soccer): Whats everybody doing?
Shahin: They're having a golgasm!
Sean: "So what did it feel like after scoring that goal?"
Sob: "GOLGASMIC!"
Sob: "I just had a golgasm!"
Damon: "How'd it feel?"
Sob: "Well I after I scored the goal, I got this warm feeling in my shorts, it was great!"
by akmoney October 16, 2007
Get the Golgasm mug.An involuntary sound made by the speaker when he/she is tongue tied or is is trying to speak too fast.
"I...alolo....gulhamm..."
by lodasamiti December 17, 2013
Get the Gulhamm mug.Usually stated by the infamous MrRret, a well recognized Counter Strike : Global Offensive player, also in fricca clan. This usually means "On God" or "On Momma". You can use different uses for this by saying something like "On Gillgly Willgy Mesh" or "On Gillygill-gilly mesh broski"
by GimyHima February 11, 2023
Get the On Gilgamesh mug.(Gulging, to gulge) The sound your throat makes when something is too deep the said object is restricting air passage. After a gag the last bit of air to pass said object before you puke is know as a gulge sound.
IE; during the jumbo freezie eating competition, I managed to fit damn near half the freezie down my throat before I started to gulge.
Last night I got the best blowjob. The chick gulged herself to tears, before throwing up all over my parents new memory foam mattress.
IE; during the jumbo freezie eating competition, I managed to fit damn near half the freezie down my throat before I started to gulge.
Last night I got the best blowjob. The chick gulged herself to tears, before throwing up all over my parents new memory foam mattress.
during the jumbo freezie eating competition, I managed to fit damn near half the freezie down my throat before I started to gulge.
Last night I got the best blowjob. The chick gulged herself to tears, before throwing up all over my parents new memory foam mattress
Last night I got the best blowjob. The chick gulged herself to tears, before throwing up all over my parents new memory foam mattress
by CNDbeaverfever April 11, 2014
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