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Guacamole leg dip

When a white girl shaves her legs down to the point where they’re green
My god Sammy has guacamole leg dip. It looks so bad

African Guacamole

When you're black and you use a straw to suck the diarrhea out of your girls butt and then funnel it back into her nose. Leaving her senseless.
Lakesha had food poisoning so I gave her some African Guacamole. She seems better now. She also had some chips.

dirty guacamole 

When you cum in a girl's dirty ears and mix that shit around
Yo bro, that chick at the party last night had nasty ass ears, I gave that bitch the dirty guacamole and sent her ass home.

Benjamin's Guacamole 

When someone takes a massive runny green shit and tries to pass it off as guacamole
Steve: "Damn bro I just had green diarrhea"
Greg: "Cool let's bring some Benjamin's guacamole to the party"
Benjamin's Guacamole by Unidef September 14, 2023

Canadian Guacamole

The act of jizzing in a bowl and proceeding to ruse a girl into thinking it is chip dip.

Canadian because unlike the traditional guacamole it is white like snow.
I was mad at my girlfriend so I decided to feed her some Canadian Guacamole
Canadian Guacamole by KCJD November 17, 2013

guacamolito sauce 

While guacamole is more solid with avocado, tomatoes, onions, chiles, spices, etc., Guacamolito is more salsa-like, more liquid in nature and used like a sauce atop of items.
"And it get's even awesomer when we take a deep-fried gordita shell, smear on a layer of our special guacamolito sauce, and wrap that around the outside!" Narrator, "Taco Town" commercial
guacamolito sauce by Greg B. February 7, 2008