The Grumps

The state of one's digestive system after a night of drinking lots of beer. It is a prolonged period of beer shits, and is characterized by repeated heavy shits, that take forever to come out, and leave greasy streaks on the bottom of the toilet.

I got hammered last night, and I've had the grumps all morning.
Man, somebody must have the grumps; I can smell it from here, and the toilet is shit-stained.
I had the grumps this morning, and I feel about 5 pounds lighter now.

by Ben203 November 20, 2006

Grumping

To be actively grumpy, in such a way that the person in question is actively making an effort to be grumpy and, moreover, express that grumpiness.

Dude: Harrumph. Grr. I'm so grumpy.
Guy: Dude, why are you grumping like that?

by BTKD March 15, 2011

grump

To take a dump while walking.

I was walking back from school the other day, and I totally grumped. It was epic!

by nom du plume January 12, 2011

grumping

Johnson's slow, angry and sad behavior when he's grumpy.

"Why does he seems depressed today?"
"He's just grumpy. He does it really well, too. I woke up today, planning to be grumpy, but it just didn't work out."
"Okay, he's grumping his way over; we can leave now."

by abalone gyro April 23, 2004

grumps

adj. Something that is totally awesome

Dude this Burrito is totally grumps yo!

That shit is Grumps!

by Willmerson September 18, 2007

grumping

The act of "dry humping" while grinding on a dance floor.

"Yo, that dude is dancing so hard with that chick he's grumping!"

by Blowfish3 October 22, 2009

grump

1. (adj) to be hot or attractive in an aesthetic way, especially wearing clothing or apparel.
2. (adj) an adjective describing something pleasing to one of the five senses, ie taste or smell
3. (n) someone's personal space, namely reffering to "your grill" or "your personal bubble"

1. "mm girl you lookin grump tonight!"
2. "this food is grump"
3. "oh hell na, that ho better get out of my grump!"

by holla at me January 7, 2006