A right rough old dog, with yellow bleached hair, 5 inches of greasy roots and no intellect, who's been fucked left, right and centre by thick, ugly, tattooed, toothless neanderthal-type blokes all her life. She's had more pricks than a second hand dartboard. You wouldn't touch her with yours or anyone else's.
by Clarice December 5, 2003
Get the grunter mug.Someone who burps loudly in their girlfriends face, whilst they are snuggled together face to face in bed.
Oh Christopher you're such a grotter!
by Long suffering girlfriend October 29, 2017
Get the Grotter mug.A Grunter, is someone who is very ugly and usually has a huge bottom jaw. When you look at a grunter its almost impossible to not picture them acting like an ape throwing the poo everywhere. There are different levels of grunting, a high level grunter would deemed, "He Grunts On A University Level" whereas most just grunt on a 6th grade level.
Dylan: WHOA Shlab...Check out that Grunt Lord!
Sean: Holy Shit! that Grunter looks like he's the type of guy to eat a load of shit every morning!
Dylan: yah...
Sean: Holy Shit! that Grunter looks like he's the type of guy to eat a load of shit every morning!
Dylan: yah...
by dlan September 18, 2007
Get the Grunter mug.He (or she in the most bizzare of cases) who derives sexual pleasure from sniffing saddles. Not to be mistaken for someone obsessed with sniffing shoes, underwear, swimming gear or any upholstry recently occopied by a female - it has to be a saddle! most likely a bicycle or horses saddle. May also be adapted into an insult for a man who is a bit creepy/pervy. Brilliant word altogether!
"dude - that guy over there is sniffing that girls bike saddle and jacking off"
"yeah thats my dad - he's a gronker!!"
"yeah thats my dad - he's a gronker!!"
by Al Stone June 15, 2008
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Get the Grinter mug.Going "Gronkers" is exactly the same as going bonkers about something, but going "gronkers" is an act reserved only for reactions to a terrific play by New England Patriots Tight End Rob Gronkowski.
by r1y1a3n8 November 26, 2013
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