GROLIES

Medical shorthand. Guardian Reader Of Limited Intelligence In Ethnic Skirt.

Female, 45, complaining of intense stress-related chest pain. Diagnosis: GROLIES. Prescription: 5mg ketamine, diurnal, to be taken anally.

by Lord Grimcock August 26, 2007

Jonathan Groff

American Stage Actor best known for his steamy role as the rebellious Melchoir Gabor. In a msical adaptaion on Spring Awakening.

Person: I just saw the hottest most talented actor in the world
ME: Was his name Jonathan Groff?
Person: NO
Me: Then he isn't the hottest most talented actor in the world

by AnnaMarie Riberio December 13, 2007

golf laugh

Much like a golf clap in idea, but used differently: To offer a short, polite chuckle to someone as an acknowledgement that they said something THEY think is amusing, but it really isn't. To help someone not feel uncomfortable or embarrassed by politely laughing at their stupid joke.

"OMG, that guy I'm dating said that stupid duck-under-one-arm joke lastnight in front my friends! I had to give him the golf laugh just so he didn't look like a complete idiot!"

by Headmeister May 1, 2007

Galway Varsity Golf

A bunch of fake redneck, small dicked, cat fucking faggots that have never played an honest game of golf in their lives. A Smith Card, also known a cheat sheet, is usually what is given as the final score. Once the coaches walk away, the fun in the woods begins. If you are quiet, you can hear the skin slapping and the cats meowing.

Did you hear about Galway Varsity Golf? They were holding cats down in the woods.

by #ThatGuy September 22, 2017

golf

to quote Oscar Wilde:
"The best way to ruin a good walk"

There is an American (of course) pro golfer who is ACTUALLY named Davis Love III
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ALL ABOUT???

by Bigmeuprudeboy September 9, 2003

Golfheimer's

An advantage in the game of golf. The golfer is able to forget a mistake or bad shot, then goes on to play well.

Roger: "What a finish! He managed to forget that poor shot at 16, then birdied 17 and 18 to win the tournament."

Johnny: "That's Golfheimer's."

by yes juanito yes April 7, 2015

groffgasm

To have an orgasm brought on by Jonathan Groff.

While watching Spring Awakening, I had a groffgasm

by L-Swizzle November 2, 2010