Grizwald

another name for a (grav) aka gravity bong

fill a cup with water, grab a water bottle burn holes in bottom, grab a socket pack nug in cap = grizwald

by GRlZWALD February 26, 2021

Griswolded

(verb)When an employer takes away a benefit without notice - especially, when done right before the holidays

"Avid Corp just reduced their contribution to my 401K and I won't be able to buy presents for the kids- I've been Griswolded!..."

by charlie porker November 30, 2018

Griswold, CT

A town that you’ve probably never heard of with the biggest pussies in CT. If you’re from CT and someone tells you they’re from Griswold, Run far far away. There’s a reason no one’s heard of Griswold.

Person 1: You ever been to Griswold, CT?
Person 2: Where?

by bigdickdaniel420 December 12, 2022

Griswold

When you’re playing Mario Kart and you either get bent over and absolutely screwed up the ass or you do the same to someone else.

Can also be spelled “Griswald” and be shortened to “Grizz.”

“Blue shell! Get absolutely Griswolded!”
“Damn man, Luigi really Grizzed us up.”

by Griswold Grizzington January 12, 2024

Griswoldic

A foolishly impractical endeavor in the pursuit of family fun ideals

I led my family on a griswoldic hike to the end of Cape Cod.

by HuskyDoozy October 20, 2025

Rusty Griswold

When your girl is on her period and she tells you to take the backdoor but you slip it in the front to use the blood as lube before sticking it in the back, and when you pull out, your Griswold is all Rusty lookin' from blood and shit.

"Yo, I heard you through the wall last night. She sounds like a good ride."

- "Yeah man, we were throwing down all crazy and she said I'm bleeding so take it on the back. I didn't even think before I got a Rusty Griswold"

by Ragnaroks Hammer September 9, 2015

Lazy Griswold

When someone decorates for Christmas by buying lots of large tacky items and then scattering them over their property to make it look like a ton of effort. Especially applicable to large numbers of inflatable decorations.

Have you seen Mike Bs house, thats a real Lazy Griswold

by Bush mick December 16, 2020