Grittered

When someone quickly eats shit. Usually face first. Things that can be grittered are: face, hands, knees and elbows. Its the same thing a scrape but a better way to say it.

"When I went to the lake, I grittered my face on the way to the water."

by anonymous October 11, 2023

gritterlant

another term for grandparents, usually used in a silly manner.

“ You still at yo gritterlants”

by the t_h_d December 4, 2023

Gritterlant

Another term for grandparent, commonly used in a silly manner

My gritterlant six feet over, not six feet under

by SlimShady157841 December 4, 2023

gritterlant

Synonymous to the word “Grandparents.” Commonly used in a silly manner

“You still at yo gritterlants?”
“I’m gonna rub my gritterlants”
“Happy gritterlants day”

by Stingbro December 4, 2023

Niles Gritter

A Gritter from Niles, Michigan.

That Niles Gritter stuck in the snow bank, across from the dispensary, is one of the finer citizens of this town.

by Troll Bait December 3, 2025