Gretaphobia

The fear of meeting the band Greta Van Fleet

“Wouldn’t meeting Greta Van Fleet be so cool??”

“Sorry dude, no way. Way too scary for me. I have gretaphobia.”

by emgvf May 6, 2022

dirty Greta

A Dirty Greta is a hot, usually Italian, girl that texts in lowercase and has fear of commitment. She has great style and she is very smart, although she goes for much older guys cause yk, #DaddyIssues.

x: just went on a date with this super cute 45 year old!!

y:“damn you’re such a dirty Greta”

by mipuzzailculo April 18, 2020

Greta Van Fleet

A fucking awesome band that consists of 3 brothers, Josh Kiszka (lead singer), Jake Kiszka (guitarist), Sam Kiszka (bassist), and their friend Danny Wagner (drummer). They're from Frankenmuth, Michigan, and make great music that takes you back to the 70s. They are all in their early 20s and extremely talented. It is only the beginning for them.

Me: Man that new Greta Van Fleet album is awesome
Friend: omg I know I love them

by gayle23 May 10, 2019

ghettaux

Anything or anyone that tries (and ultimately fails) to become "ghetto," or street-hardened and lower class.

Person 1: Look at that guy with his saggy pants, he's so ghetto.

Person 2: No, he's ghettaux. His parents make upwards of $100,000 a year and he just wants to pretend he comes from a poor neighborhood.

by AP in the BG January 3, 2010

Greta

Usually a Brunette and has beautiful eyes. She is very talented, athletic and artsy. Loves nature and animals. Very kind, sweet and loyal. She is average height. Made fun of but stays strong. Greta has many friends and does well in school. She is a Great secret keeper.

Greta will try her hardest and loves animals especially horses!

by Equestrian_4 April 21, 2017

grethan

The ship name of the two daddies Ethan and Grayson, the dolan twins

i ship grethan

by daddyydolan May 27, 2018

Greta Salpeter

Born Febuary 12, 1988, she Ex-singer/pianist of The Hush Sound, now has a solo career. She is gorgeous and cute and dorky. She is a vegan. She has guest- starred on Forgive Durden's Razia's Shadow concept album. She has worked with musical genius Patrick Stump on THS's second studio album, Like Vines, and multi-talented Brendon Urie on the song, "Don't Wake Me Up".
Greta is talented.
Greta is beautiful.
Greta is dorky.
Greta has a great voice and can play more instruments than you.
LOVE HER.

1. "Wow, Greta Salpeter's voice is just stunning!"
2. "I wish I was Greta Salpeter! Her curls are to die for!"
3. "Greta Salpeter deserves a Grammy."

by Nice Girls Finish First August 28, 2009