Grenade

Another word for biceps, should be used when the muscles are spherical.
Used instead of guns or cannons to describe one's arms.

Dude, check out my grenades.

by hittingthefan November 23, 2010

Grenade

When you tie up a nut filled condom and smack your girl with it and it explodes

i grenaded armonie

by Blow me Hard Hoe May 19, 2016

Grenade of Grenade

The real name for the Call of Duty series. The only people who don't acknowledge this as the series' actual name are the hardcore fans, who protect their sacred game above all else, and are ignorant to reason.

Person 1: "I love Call of Duty!"
Person 2: "Don't you mean Grenade of Grenade? I hate that game."
Person 1: (insert rage-filled rant here)

by stiffshifter July 24, 2010

Grenading

When you're in the shower and you have to poop—Instead of getting out, you poop in your hand, pull back the shower curtain, and toss it in the toilet.

Dude, I had to shit really bad, but didn't want to get the floor all wet.. So I had a grenading session in the shower.

by Nathan Patrick Hooker December 8, 2015

grenade

The solitary ugly girl always found with a group of hotties. If the grenade doesn't get any action, then neither does anyone else.

"Come on man, take one for the team and jump the grenade"

by Amaris August 29, 2003

grenades

A group of ugly, fat, pale, repulsive, and/or slovenly females.

The term "grenade" was coined by The Situation on MTV's infamous show, The Jersey Shore

"Hey dude, call up that fat chick you've been banging. Tell her to bring her friends."

"Sure thing bro. I guess you wanna dive on some grenades tonight too, huh?"

by Big Freeze UFL January 31, 2010

grenade.

Hand- held explosive, used mainly by people who wish to inflict pain and death. (eg. Terrorists, soldiers)
To use a grenade, one would remove the pin and throw the grenade in the direction of the target, where under normal circumstances, it would explode.
Not reccomended for children. Or anyone at all, really.

He threw the grenade. There was a shout, an explosion, a scream, and then, silence.

by Carl "The Other Guy" June 1, 2006