carpet gremlins

Another name for pubic lice.

Back in my days in the Navy, we would pass carpet gremlins a bowl of gravy at thanksgiving dinner.

by Mrtrgovich June 15, 2014

A Case of the Gremlins

When you wake up higher than you were before you passed out. Often happens from eating edibles after midnight.

I gave myself a case of the Gremlins by eating a pot brownie when I got home from the bar.

by Robelodeon September 20, 2016

vag gremlins

tiny little creatures covered with fur, that cum out of the hairy vagina when leg is lifted. to get rid of these vag gremlins you must travel to Hungry and get eaten out by multiple obese hungarian women. the symptoms of vag gremlins are as followed
1. Itching and burning around the vagina.
2. little bite marks around the vagina.
3. An awful odor coming from the vagina.

The vag gremlins scurried out of the hairy vagina.

by taylor is a rump ranger May 3, 2009

The Sesh Gremlins

A person or a group of people who would do anything for a sesh. Normally come out a night and sesh till sunrise. If you see a sesh gremlin please hide your weed or the gremlins will attack you in a very special way.

The sesh gremlins are desperate for cone.

“Riley, i sweat to god if don’t hurry up on rotation I will steal it away cause I need a freaking cone”

by Special sesh child January 22, 2019

Butt Gremlins

The shits you get from eating after midnight

Man we shouldn't had stopped at that diner last night. I have a bad case of the butt gremlins.

by MisterVister February 20, 2015

porn gremlins

The little creatures that move into your computer when you visit the wide world web of porn and slow down and otherwise devastate your computer. They are responsible for spam email, pop ups and System Frezes. Porn Gremlins often leave smutty waste that resemble dust bunnies within the computer case.

Johnny: "Dude, why haven't you been online latley?"
Steve: "Porn Gremlins"
Johnny: "Ouch"
Steve: "Yeah, My computer is so slow and i get like 3000 pop ups of natural male enhancment a day."
Johnny: "What did I tell you about those sexbus websites."

by Nucka Mo fuh kah majucka January 11, 2009

Snow white and the seven horny gremlins

Snow white gets taped in her sleep

Snow white and the seven horny gremlins

Is a good porno

by Simpvilage17 May 19, 2020