Q's Greenland

A person who lives in and makes videos about Greenland

Person 1: Man, I love watching Q's Greenland!
Person 2: I know, right? Her videos are so good!

by ToeMayToe August 20, 2024

Greenlanding

Intentionally misunderstanding someone/ something annoying/ stupid. The phrase originates from a quote John Lennon said in the movie "A Hard Day's Night". A reporter asks him "How did you find America?", to which Lennon answers "Turned left at Greenland."

Ugh, stop greenlanding!

by freddieforreal May 30, 2019

turn left to greenland

This is how you got to America.

So tell me, How did you find America. Turn left to Greenland (hah)

by GeorgesBrackets January 17, 2022

Greenland

One of the most powerful countries in the world, it can make you lose Plague Inc.

Oh right, lemme google where is greenland locatied at.
Wait... Did Google get the names of Greenland and Iceland wrong?
Wait a minute... Is Africa really 14 times bigger than Greenland??

A : (Playing in Plague Inc.) Oh damn, Greenland just closed his own port?
B: Let me google Greenland, does it look as green as his name.

by Loyal Chinese citizen November 12, 2022

greenlanded

The manifestation of crude, vulgar or otherwise unforeseen result sets through the manipulatiion of vast amounts of super-granular user generated content. Usually to the chagrin of the greenlanded site.

By injecting the GPS signal those crackerjacks just gave cargo ship fellatio to the island of Manhattan! EPIC! Google Maps? GREENLANDED!

by aea09 June 24, 2009

Greenland

A place where you send political opponents to die in the snow.

Im going to Greenland that asshole for goving me a Nazi salute!

by Murray the K January 26, 2025

like Greenland

1. Very very cold weather or temperature

2. Nasty, cold, hostile

1.

Enters the front room of a mid century terrace house '...Its like greenland in here!'

or

Person A: 'I went up to Scotland after visiting Bristol, it was so cold up there, it was like greenland... lucky I brought my long johns'
Person B: 'Long johns!?'

2.

'She gave me a long hard look like greenland'

by shakespeares-landlord April 3, 2023