A historical or educational bicycle tour. Named after Shawn Granton of Portland, OR, author of zines and leader of numerous historical zines and bicycle tours.
by TheDeacon June 19, 2010
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A school in Worcester County, Massachusetts that's way too small for the number of students there, this year's freshman class is over 2x bigger than last year's graduating class. The hallways are more congested than Rosie O'Donnell's arteries.
GHS is full of druggies (not the cool kind, the ones who are douches), the KOG (kings of grafton, fake-ass gangstas), and sportos. There's a shitload of meaningless drama that dumb grundles start for no reason and it's incredibly stupid. It's kinda funny watching everyone get into fights over it though. Almost everyone at GHS is a stuck-up asshole who thinks they're better than everyone else, but there are a few cool down-to-earth kids there.
GHS is full of druggies (not the cool kind, the ones who are douches), the KOG (kings of grafton, fake-ass gangstas), and sportos. There's a shitload of meaningless drama that dumb grundles start for no reason and it's incredibly stupid. It's kinda funny watching everyone get into fights over it though. Almost everyone at GHS is a stuck-up asshole who thinks they're better than everyone else, but there are a few cool down-to-earth kids there.
These are some of the people you'll see if you ever visit Grafton High School:
KOG: Yo, KOG 4 lyfe! HOW COME YOU AIN'T REPPIN SON I'MA POP YO ASS!
Dumb orange chick who I think about when I jack off sometimes: did u read wht she wrote bout me on facebook? i cnt believ she said tht!!!! tll emily to tll hr she isnt nvited 2 my sweet 16 nemore!
Druggie: I was the one who stole your iPod. I made like a hundred bucks off of it. I bought some goooood shit with that money.
American Eagle Club kid: My parents are buying me a Jeep Wrangler for my birthday! I can't wait 'till I get it so I can put a ton of Dave Matthews Band and Fountains of Wayne stickers on the bumper! What an excellent way to communicate my bland taste in music to everyone!
KOG: Yo, KOG 4 lyfe! HOW COME YOU AIN'T REPPIN SON I'MA POP YO ASS!
Dumb orange chick who I think about when I jack off sometimes: did u read wht she wrote bout me on facebook? i cnt believ she said tht!!!! tll emily to tll hr she isnt nvited 2 my sweet 16 nemore!
Druggie: I was the one who stole your iPod. I made like a hundred bucks off of it. I bought some goooood shit with that money.
American Eagle Club kid: My parents are buying me a Jeep Wrangler for my birthday! I can't wait 'till I get it so I can put a ton of Dave Matthews Band and Fountains of Wayne stickers on the bumper! What an excellent way to communicate my bland taste in music to everyone!
by forever78unbound December 27, 2008
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Full of pot smokers and derros.
No-one wants to live here.
Full of pot smokers and derros.
No-one wants to live here.
by shittytown February 19, 2011
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Commonly referred to by a lovely lady as the key West of the Mid West!
Commonly referred to by a lovely lady as the key West of the Mid West!
Did you go to Grafton last weekend?
Umm...I don't remember?
What are your plans this weekend?
O going to Grafton and walking around all the bars until i can't stumble anymore!
Umm...I don't remember?
What are your plans this weekend?
O going to Grafton and walking around all the bars until i can't stumble anymore!
by NautiNate May 25, 2011
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According to the article "The Koch Empire and Americans for Prosperity", Grafton was specifically chosen as the first site of the "free market" NH exodus due to the fact that Koch Industries (which funds the Mercatus Center which is linked to the FSP) had recently purchased Georgia Pacific, a paper company, and needed to buy up as much forest as they could. Grafton was selected because it is 95% forest and has very little restrictions on private property ownership. The corporations bought up over $1 million worth of property in Grafton using secretive means, unfortunately, the behaviors of several free staters living in the village disrupted their plans. All of this was documented in the article "Grafton's Messy Liberation".
According to the article "The Koch Empire and Americans for Prosperity", Grafton was specifically chosen as the first site of the "free market" NH exodus due to the fact that Koch Industries (which funds the Mercatus Center which is linked to the FSP) had recently purchased Georgia Pacific, a paper company, and needed to buy up as much forest as they could. Grafton was selected because it is 95% forest and has very little restrictions on private property ownership. The corporations bought up over $1 million worth of property in Grafton using secretive means, unfortunately, the behaviors of several free staters living in the village disrupted their plans. All of this was documented in the article "Grafton's Messy Liberation".
by 603explorer March 21, 2011
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person a: "yo my bretherin, this grotto speak we have invented be'ith funky and shit."
Person b: "aye, tiz my bretherin, no let us enjoy to go to a party, word"
Person b: "aye, tiz my bretherin, no let us enjoy to go to a party, word"
by Green_Day_All_Day January 26, 2006
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