Grapevine

Quite possibly the worst town on the face of the Earth. Known for it's large minority population and inhabitants who serve no purpose to the world around them. The average income of Grapevine sits at around $10,000. Parents hate their children and vice-versa. This problem only compounds Grapevine's many other problems. The crime rate in Grapevine is the highest in the state of Texas and property values are at an all time low due to the fact that there are few homes but many trailer parks and apartment complexes.

Jesse (Grapevine youth): "Hey, you want to go get high?"
Tyrone (Grapevine youth): "Hellz yeah. I know this guy, Julio, he just got out of prison for murdering his 12 year-old sister. He's got an apartment by the high school. We can smoke there."
Jesse: "Sweet, let's go rob this gas station really quick, I'm running short on cash..."

by GrapevineSucks March 7, 2008

Grapevine

When one hand goes though the ass and one goes though the vagina and try to meet the other hand

Jake: I was doing the grapevine with my girlfriend last night

by Monkey grip May 5, 2015

Grapevine

Painting your testicles purple and taping grapes to eat then a women eats the grapes in chance of biting your nutsack

“Me and Stacey tried doing grapevine last night”

by zxnny September 23, 2021

grapevine

In wrestling, a leg or arm lock that attempts to subdue the opponent by locking his/her leg by the knee (or his/her arm by the elbow). There are many variants to the lock, namely, Inside Leg Grapevine, Outside Leg Grapevine, double inside grapevine, double outside grapevine, elevated double grapevine, elevated double grapevine held wieth one leg, suspended double grapevine "Angelito", suspended double grapevine and double knucklelock, and so many more...

Hey, the guy on the botton is trying a gravepine on the top guy!

That guy threw an amazing grapevine, but the top guy escaped!

by Skkeletor January 6, 2009

grapevine

Small community outside of Hazard, Ky were massive parties are thrown... Drug busts and murders happen monthly...

Yo man lets go get crunk down in tha vine... i got some sweet G we can smoke and we can pop some OC's

by Afony Spur February 7, 2005

grapewine

1) a substance that is formulated and chunkopolisicesitoliophroprosisct through the hard work of grapevines... otherwise known as booze.

1)Johnny, go drink your grapewine!
But I like booze.

2)Your mom.

by Jane Foster November 20, 2006

Grapevines from the woods

1.Grapevines refer to the cells of a probable spawn in the testes-sperm. Woods just double verify the fact that the sperm is from the testes, because the wood is pubic hair-hair on the cock. Therefore grapevines from the woods.

Oh u mighty pussy, accept the grape vines from my woods. Again, therefore grapevines from the woods.

by princeofdarkness March 23, 2008