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Granola bar

C2: Granola bar

Other C2: Granola bar

C2: Granola bar

Other C2: Granola bar

C2: Granola bar

Other C2: Granola bar

C2: Granola bar

Other C2: Granola bar

C2: Granola bar

Other C2: Granola bar

C2:
by THE REAL MAYO MAN May 18, 2021
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Granola bar

The only thing that can sustain a friendship with a C2.
Person 949632q: Why does C2 keep forcing me to give him granola bars? Isn't one enough?

Person 1:
by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 21, 2021
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Granola bar

ACCORDING TO C2 DATABASES WORLDWIDE, THE GRANOLA BAR HAS BEEN OFFICIALLY CROWNED THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF A FRIENDSHIP.
Granola bars are the only good part of friendship. So make sure to buy a granola bar and give it to a C2.
by THE REAL MAYO MAN May 27, 2021
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granola bar baba grill

Is this how bored you got.
Person 1: Andrea is my granola bar baba grill

Person 2: I quit my job.
by IhopeIdrinkwater April 28, 2022
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Acting like a granola bar

In essence, when one is acting like a granola bar, it means that they are acting in an unstable and unprecedented manner, that it evokes concern to all individuals nearby. Like Nature Valley Granola Bars, which tend to disintegrate easily. If an individual's mental health and overall lifestyle is showing signs of decline and instability, one could say that they are acting like a granola bar. In closure, to act like a granola bar means that you are fucking Wilding and acting crazy asf.
Person 1 background: recently lost their job, about to be evicted, has gotten numerous restraining orders in the last few days, hasn't taken care of their hygiene in a long ass time, and is doing black tar heroin on the double.
"Hey bro, you see that thicc ass Boulder near the highway?"
Person 2: "yeah what about it?"
Person 1: " yo we should like totally drive full speed towards it, it would be like so poggers lol"
Person 2:" imma be real with you, you have been acting like a granola bar recently, I think we should have an intervention"
by reformedshibainu January 14, 2022
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C2's Granola Bar

A granola bar, stolen by a C2. These granola bars are often seen in the houses of C2s (although they are occasionally found in the lunch boxes of c2s).
Person 55520: C2 has so many granola bars.
Person 17: That isn't C2's granola bar, it's person 1's.
Person 55520: oh.
by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 12, 2021
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Granola Bar

C2s of the world: GRANOLA BARS ARE THE BEST!!

Granola bar companies: ██████████████████.
by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 28, 2021
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