grammar

Along with spelling, a construct unfortunately in short supply amongst web-based communiques.

A rapid survey of any definition group on this site will disclose a monstrous paucity of grammar.

by king_o_poo May 3, 2003

grammar

(1) To a linguist, grammar is the structure of a language (as opposed to its lexicon, its words). Contrary to popular opinion, grammar is not something enforced by language academies, but it exists necessarily in all languages.

(2) To a non-linguist, grammar usually refers to various pre-scientific notions of "correct" usage.

Chinese grammar is very different from English.

by dattdso January 1, 2011

grammar

A dead language. Often mocked and misunderstood by morons who learned it in second grade and abandoned it.

Scholar: "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog."
Moron on computer: "omg u spk w/ gramr?!?!?!?!?! i thot no1 uzd it ne more!!!! wat do u uze it 4? y du u evn bothr? cuz leik no1 lieks 2 uz it cuz they r all dum!!@!! omgrotflmaocmailsxljjca2838ac83oacsmiley facecaz,s94u88447#$&@!!!!!!"

by Jason Q. Dedrickston September 15, 2005

Grammarizing

The act of openly correcting someone else's improper use of grammar in front of others, oftentimes at a social gathering.

I said "her and I" instead of "she and I," so she started grammarizing me at the party.

by MCMcP January 25, 2014

grammar

Something that should be learnt properly before being allowed access to word definitions on Urban Dictionary. I'm sick of misused punctuation, missing capital letters and lazy spelling. If I had a red pen right now...

"Lyk do u giez no how 2 punktooate coz mie teecher says i suk @ it"
"Get out."

by Smythe September 4, 2005

grammarize

To correct the grammar of written or spoken work.

-Can you grammarize my term paper for me?
-Sure, give it to me tomorrow.

by rhymeswithorange986 February 23, 2011

grammar

Something Tanner Barthelete doesn't have.

How do you spell realize? "Guys, I have good grammar.

by Diggle Ville March 9, 2015