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Gonzalo

Gonzalos are known for loving music and being handsome. If you can ever meet a Gonzalo, be friends with him as long as you live. Very trustworthy aswell, and an easy person to talk to.
Person 1: This is my friend.
Friend: Hello. Nice to meet you.
Person 2: You are so nice your name must be Gonzalo
by Ha!Idiot. April 23, 2019
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Hot Goalie

A used condom or tissue full of ejaculate that needs to be disposed of.
I was trying to get rid of this hot goalie after jerking off, but my roommate was taking a shit in the hallway bathroom.
by Naughty Bilo April 29, 2010
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goal hanging

Usually observed in any soccer match where no offside rule is in force, goal hanging is the act of standing as close to the goal line as possible in order to bash in any cheap rebounds.

Players who spend their time goal hanging can be referred to as cheesy dompers
Player A: "Aww fucking hell, Nigel's scored another one"

Player B: "He's fucking goal hanging, that's why"
by professorrev July 30, 2009
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Goalpost Shifter

The worst type of Nintendo bootlicker who defends their multi-million dollar company when :
1. There's a criticism of Nintendo when they shut down fan stuff borrowing their IPs.
2. There's a criticism from fanboys of rival consoles.
3. They lose an argument, some of them start mocking their colloquist at this point.
Here we go there's a Goalpost Shifter under a Twitter post criticising Nintendo shutting down Youtubers who upload their OSTs.
by Shiine-1 February 2, 2022
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Couple Goals

"That" couple that has it all. Non-stop laughter, cute AF and you just know they've got a bangin sex life.
Did you see their latest YouTube video where Rose scores goals to see Rosie's boobs? Rose and Rosie are couple goals AF.
by MingerSquare April 12, 2017
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Stevie Goal

To score the easiest goal in EVERY game on the online leagues in Fifa 10, and then boast about how good you think you are.
Jinky: I see Daveyowens scraped a 2 - 1 win against you at Fifa just there.

Phantom: Aye he did.

Jinky: Was it a Stevie goal?

Phantom: Aye it was, It always is a Stevie goal.
by Peter Loovenkrands July 29, 2010
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couple goals

The best relationship ever, forever thing, 4 lifers, never ending unconditional love, & genuine happiness
Wow, look at Sophia and Brian! They are real life couple goals!
by anonymous2618 March 14, 2022
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