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Government

Government is when one man decides that he needs to control the crazy unpredictable animals called people. So he gets some followers, makes rules. If you dont follow them, he has people beat you up and lock you in a cage for a few years. (AKA Policemen)
by QueensrycheFan666 July 29, 2011
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Government

A necessary evil. What America needs less of. A group of blood-thirsty vampires with an unquenchable thirst for more power. It was originally established to create a judicial system, to collect taxes and declare war, but has grossly over stepped its bounds. The GOV in America is not for the citizens anymore. It is not run by the lawmakers themselves but by lobbyists and special interest. The GOV has gotten so big that it wants to control what you do in your bedroom, what you do with your body, has invaded your home, has invaded your car, has even invaded professional sports. It wants to control EVERY aspect of your life. It is filled with corporate fatcats and lobbysists who give money to Congress for their special interest. It doesnt protect the little guy and the citizens anymore, but only looks out for its rich friends. The GOV cares more about pork (not the Presidential intern type) than it does about solving real issues.
The government sucks and is useless, filled with old, rich, white guys with little minds and even littler monkeys.
by krock1dk@yahoo.com February 2, 2008
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Government

It can come in all types,
Communism, Fascism or just your normal average government... either way however none of them are really what they say they are or what they are "supposed" to be.
All of them are meant to "somehow" help the country and people, ESPECIALLY the people. They SHOULD be helping the people, however they do not.

In fact they are actually if anything for themselves but most importantly they are for the corporations. (Wal-Mart i'm talking about you.)
They end up using most of the money that you pay them through taxes to support corporations. Its an endless circle fueled by greed. The government just doesn't seem to care... and... when did they anyway?
The Government is full of greedy ass holes who don't even care about the people anymore but instead about making sure big companies are still funding them.
by The Angry Girl October 24, 2010
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Government

A huge aggregation of incredibly evil people who come together daily to effect harm upon the rest of us.
My taxes have increased for a third time over the past year --the Government has screwed me again!
by The Grottomaster August 14, 2011
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Government

A stupid organized group of people ruling over everyone's lives in a specific area.
The Government had fucked us over again.
by fboyle108 January 7, 2019
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Government

Govern means control in Latin mental is your mind so government means control the mind
The government controls everything you watch eat phone land sea and air money should I go on
by Geronimo Moore August 12, 2015
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Government

The cause, and often never the solution to the worlds problems.
Imagine a world without government? Yeah i cant either, but thats because we've all been programed to think government is the answer.
by f*ck_the_gvrmnt November 29, 2010
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