Making Goulash

Taking a giant soft crap. Typically creating after eating at a German or Polish restaurant.

Hey Hayes, is that your stomach? "Yeah i'm making goulash."

by Cobbler Crapper March 8, 2011

Grunt Goulash

When a bowel movement manifests itself a little on the moist side. A wet, squirty shit.

I just baked some nasty Grunt Goulash!

by PhilthyPhil68 April 7, 2010

goulash joint

A restaurant or bar with a poker game always going on in the back room.

"Easy money? Yeah, we could hit up that goulash joint on 53rd."

by katan July 28, 2004

Alabama Goulash

Similar to an Alabama Hot Pocket, except results after a long day of eating chili. The person proceeds to spread the labia and poo into the vagina, except unexpected diarrhea occurs and sprays all over the pelvic region.

James intended to give Gloria an Alabama Hot Pocket, but his efforts went awry after receiving gastrointestinal distress after a long day of eating chili. The resulting spray was a definite example of Alabama Goulash.

by Jimmy Walker Junior January 17, 2010

Trailer Park Goulash

Mac and cheese with cut up hot dogs. Normally served with Funyuns and PBR.

Momma always burned trailer park goulash, and made the double wide smell like shit.

by karlhungus April 17, 2014

goulash good

as good as a goulash that has been cooked in a crock pot all day, and eaten after a long run

after surfing all day today, that gatorade was goulash good

by jonnnn September 13, 2006

Goulash pounding Pit

Goulash pounding Pit, the area of sloppy soggy cabbage skin between the bumhole & genital area formally known as the gooch. The pit is often optimized at peak performance by a very small smock that offers a variety of blobby jobbly maneuvers such as the half packed pickle punch.

Wow I got this goulash pounding pit photo sent to me the other day from Julian and it was that messy it looked like a bashed cabbage!

by Smock Snorkel July 17, 2019