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gouche juice

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the sweat that comes off of your gouche after intense sexual activity
oh my God i could fill a cup with that much gouche juice last night
by Jacob-How December 27, 2006
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gouche smack

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When you smack your balls against your gouche and makes a sound like when you are beating eggs.
I made such a loud sound when i did the gouche smack.
by Eli R. May 19, 2008
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gouche hinder

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The sweat that forms in ones gouche.
Sean: Hey Zach can I drink your gouche hinder?
Zach: FFS! It's Josh's turn to drink it, so go fall down a well.
Sean: Fuck you ALL.
by Dmarsh June 12, 2008
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Gouche-Asuarus-Rex

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Usually someone, generaly a Tyranosaurus Rex, that is being a real gouche
Barney the Dinosaur is a "Gouche-Asuarus-Rex", and so is Daniel
by SexXxy Em0 b0y September 2, 2010
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Gouche Smooch

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1. To passionately kiss the gouche-ular region.

2. A modern form of payment, roughly half the value of a blow jibber.
1. I got this crazy tingly sensation when she gave me a gouche smooch.

2. So I rear ended this dude's car, and he comes out saying he won't call the insurance company if I give him a blow job. But after I pointed out the lack of damage to his bumper, we settled on a gouche smooch.
by bangbangnibba November 7, 2016
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gouche slap

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To do excessive excercise, and then put your hands down your boxers to get them sweaty! then proceed to slap another human or animal. The sweatier the gouche hand is the better the outcome. Can also be used in a sexual manner.
O no tyrone just G-Slapped harnish

Damn id like to give her a dripping gouche slap
by Meesh2001 October 18, 2007
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Gouche Fairy

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Small, winged creatures living in that gouchal region. They use their mouths to clean the gouche when it starts to chaffe. Some believe the Gouche Fairy to only be a creature of myth similar to the attractive side of Maggie Gyllenhaal. However there have been citings in the Northeastern quadrant of the United States of America.
"Good thing the gouche fairy arrived today because my gouche was on fireeeee!!"
by President of the Gouche Fairy September 26, 2011
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