Back Door Gopher

When you wipe your ass with cheap toilet paper and your finger pokes through slightly touching your bunghole and forcing you to wash poop from under your fingernails

Dude wash your fucking hands i can tell you've been getting the back door gopher.

by BarryHalls April 4, 2011

GOPe

Stands for Grand Old Party Elites (or establishment) ie. the Republican old guard or Country Club Republican

The GOPe is losing out to a new working man's GOP

by Uppity White Man December 19, 2017

gopher peeking

When you have to crap so bad it feels like you literally have a gopher peeking out your sphincter. Not to be confused with it's cousin, the "frightened turtle."

"I'll be back in a minute. I've got a gopher peeking."

by KWB March 14, 2005

Gokee

A person who is musically talented, and enjoys watching or participating in Auto Racing! Also someone who loves to eat!

Man, you don't like going to the races? You're really not a Gokee are you?

by sortaswifey32 August 1, 2008

gopherment

1. a term reflecting the frequent tendency of government officials to suddenly disappear from public view when the spotlight of criticism shines on them, typically for a period of 1-2 days or until someone else's boneheaded antics capture the headlines

2. An instinctive and defensive reaction of an elected official to avoid a "whack-a-mole" reaction by their constituents

"Hey, have you seen Gov Stanford since his "hiking trip" hit the wires?"

"No, he seems to have ducked outa sight."

"Just like a gopherment official. Gone underground until someone else steals the limelight."

by just_warming_up September 2, 2009

gopher mayo

gopher mayo is a phrase to confuse someone with.

"Hey! Gopher mayo!" "What?"

by mary and isabella July 19, 2016

Spooge Gopher

A mess of hair and cum that accumulates in your plughole, after weeks of wanking in the shower.

That spooge gopher in the bathroom actually crawled out and asked me to comment on the duality of man this morning. Clean your bath, man!

by Chiefwiddler2 June 9, 2009