SPRUCE GOOSING

A sexual act where a very large woman is on top of a man cowboy style with her arms out to her side and making airplane noises, while unable to receive any upward thrust.

"Nate went out spruce goosing again last night."

by yorg December 8, 2015

goofing around

As stated in Friends: "Two friends who care a lot about each other and have amazing sex and just wanna spend more time together."

No we aint real, we just be goofing around.

by rbh September 1, 2006

Growing a tail

The act of taking a dump. Lightly refrenced as crapping, deucing, shiting, taking a shite.

After drinking my ritualistic morning coffee, I feel really skinny when I am done growing a tail.

by mateo r February 11, 2008

growing a turtle head

A past due bowel movement that simply cannot be held much longer.

Sorry I gotta run, I'm growing a turtle head.

by BlastFamous July 6, 2009

Growing Antlers

Phrase means horny, as antlers are a type of horn. Sexually aroused.

I hope Julie's off her period by the weekend. I haven't gotten muff all week and I'm growing antlers just thinking about it.

by Dragonspisces July 1, 2018

prestige gooning

A state of sexual pleasure achieved through masturbation in which one ascends beyond consciousness and becomes one with his penis. The utmost form of gooning.

I got so far into prestige gooning yesterday that I became my penis.

by tomatoBhutan May 6, 2022

Goodington

The hoodrich way of discovering everything you need to know about somebody. The simple phrase "What's goodington?" can be used instead of "What's up" or "How's it going?"

What's really goodington? Not muchington, chillington paddington bear.

by trick daddington March 12, 2010