by GoochOfSteel July 29, 2011
by Fuckme0 May 28, 2015
by LoveHandles123 October 22, 2018
The act or description of a person, place or thing that has been broken, tainted, or has been destroyed. Named for the famous character in "Diff'rent Strokes" (Episode 44, Return of the Gooch) that wanted to beat up Willis.
That thing is all gooched. You better throw it away.
My dad borrowed my sweatshirt and spilled coffee on it. Now it's all gooched up.
After that accident Jimmy is gooched. He has to wear a special brace on his leg.
Whoa! Easy with the crystal vase you're gonna gooch it up.
He should have never tried to bang her on the first date. He completely gooched that up.
My dad borrowed my sweatshirt and spilled coffee on it. Now it's all gooched up.
After that accident Jimmy is gooched. He has to wear a special brace on his leg.
Whoa! Easy with the crystal vase you're gonna gooch it up.
He should have never tried to bang her on the first date. He completely gooched that up.
by merlineternal January 20, 2008
Verb (used with object)
1. to have sexual intercourse with.
2. Slang . to treat unfairly or harshly.
Verb (used without object)
3. to have sexual intercourse.
4. Slang . to meddle (usually followed by around or with ).
Interjection
5. Slang . (used to express anger, disgust, peremptory rejection, etc., often followed by a pronoun, as you or it.)
Noun
6. an act of sex
7. a partner in sex
8. Slang . a person, especially one who is annoying or contemptible. (usually followed by hole or head)
Verb Phrases
9. Gooch around , Slang .
a. to behave in a frivolous or meddlesome way.
b. to engage in promiscuous sex.
10. Gooch off , Slang .
a. to shirk one's duty; malinger.
b. go away: used as an exclamation of impatience.
c. to waste time.
11. Gooch up, Slang .
a. to bungle or botch; ruin.
b. to act stupidly or carelessly; cause trouble; mess up.
Idioms
18. give a gooch , Slang . to care; be concerned (usually used in the negative):
1. to have sexual intercourse with.
2. Slang . to treat unfairly or harshly.
Verb (used without object)
3. to have sexual intercourse.
4. Slang . to meddle (usually followed by around or with ).
Interjection
5. Slang . (used to express anger, disgust, peremptory rejection, etc., often followed by a pronoun, as you or it.)
Noun
6. an act of sex
7. a partner in sex
8. Slang . a person, especially one who is annoying or contemptible. (usually followed by hole or head)
Verb Phrases
9. Gooch around , Slang .
a. to behave in a frivolous or meddlesome way.
b. to engage in promiscuous sex.
10. Gooch off , Slang .
a. to shirk one's duty; malinger.
b. go away: used as an exclamation of impatience.
c. to waste time.
11. Gooch up, Slang .
a. to bungle or botch; ruin.
b. to act stupidly or carelessly; cause trouble; mess up.
Idioms
18. give a gooch , Slang . to care; be concerned (usually used in the negative):
Girl 1: "I'm gooch'd off, my boyfriend almost came in my face"
Girl 2: "He almost gooch'd you. I got gooch'd once, and I'm never taking a gooching to the face without tissues again."
Male 1: "I tried to gooch on her face, but I missed, son of a gooch"
Male 2: "Ha! She gave you the reverse gooch!"
Girl 2: "He almost gooch'd you. I got gooch'd once, and I'm never taking a gooching to the face without tissues again."
Male 1: "I tried to gooch on her face, but I missed, son of a gooch"
Male 2: "Ha! She gave you the reverse gooch!"
by Socorion December 14, 2018
Josh enjoys wearing tight underwear so much, that he has learned to accept the gooching and lower sperm count that comes with it.
by MadTownC15 September 18, 2012
by Gooch master September 14, 2019