globus profundus

Latin/code word for balls deep.

hey man did you hook up with that chick last night? Bro I went Globus profundus

by soldierstud24 September 19, 2011

Goonus

/goo-nuhs/

A name given to someone who:
a) unintentionally makes you laugh with their idiocy
b) has just said something unbelievably dumb
c) accidentally injures themselves often or
d) is just generally a clumsy fool

'Goonus' can be used separately, or as part of a clever celebrity-based pun:

Idiot #1: How do you spell ATM?
Superior Being #1: Could you be more of a goonus?

Idiot #2: *knocks over glass*
Superior Being #2: You are such a goonus! You could be the fourth Goonus Brother (loosely based on Jonas Brothers)!

by Emile A4 March 12, 2009

Goibus

when a dick goes so far up someones ass it comes out your mouth

COME HERE BOB LET ME GIVE YOU GOIBUS

by get clapped 27 October 9, 2018

Goombus

Also known as a sub-species of the pelican, a goombus is a someone who is really not aesthetically beautiful at all, or even particularly intelligent, but manages to lure in numerous members of the opposite sex with goofy and floppy movements.

Also manages to find themselves at the hottest parties, without being invited; also see 'nudge'

That guy is such a goombus

by Goombus lover September 17, 2007

goobsed

The act of touching yourself, while touching the private area of another while they sleep, and then ejaculating on that sleeping innocent person.

Omg I got drunk and passed out, and when I woke up I was getting goobsed

by Gagatrength February 25, 2018

Goobest

Goobest is beyond what a goober is or a goob. They're more than a goober. They're the goobeiest of goobers.

Sara called me a Goober. So I called her a goobest.

by littlescotty3000 March 31, 2020

goobutt

A common and and undesirable problem that occurs when one does not wipe themselves after defecating (pooping). It can also occur after one poops but wipes well and then engages in an aerobic excersise, this situation is often called swass(Literally "sweaty-ass"). Do the human race a favor and just wipe.

I went poop and ran out of toilet paper and now I have goobutt.

I went poop earlier and after I went for a jog and now I have swass.

by jvero-b November 20, 2004