lady golfer 

British slang for lesbian.

"Any lady golfers in the audience tonight? "

Jimmy Carr, comedian

lady golfer by Jay Bishop August 7, 2017

Championship Golfer 

Any individual who competes in individual stroke or match play golf tournaments on the regular who is a single digit handicap who has/is verified by the USGA through a honest dedication to put every round into the handicap systems log without vanity. These individuals also play casual golf rounds from usually the most challenging golf tee on any given course.

Golf Club Members Guest:
—Is that who was hitting next to you on the range a good golfer?

Golf Club Member:
—He’s a championship golfer. Let’s go hit some putts before we tee off.

Championship Golfer by BeAt-DoWn-InCePtIoN April 2, 2022

scratch golfer

A golfer that averages even par or better during a regulation round of golf WITHOUT cheating. A feat Tiger Woods accomplished as a young boy.

Garrett: "Did you hear that Matt shot a 68 in his tournament today?"
Gene: "Yea, he has shot under par in every tournament this season. He must be a scratch golfer."

scratch golfer by Matt Wortsman May 19, 2008

ellipsis golfer 

An ellipsis golfer is a person who willingly places themself into situations which are simple to solve for them (but may not be so from the perspective of another person) in order to brag about their success. Background (golf): If the tee and the hole in the game of golf are placed at the two focus points of an ellipse respectively, then it does not matter in which direction the golf player hits the ball, as it will always fall right into the hole given sufficient speed.

Look, this dude is telling kids that their homework is a no-brainer. He is such an ellipsis golfer.

ellipsis golfer by SeJoker September 27, 2021

Tool Golfer 

A kid who wears Puma hats and puma shirts both matching colors, typically has long hair to look like Rickie Fowler.
Also a kid who typically isnt good at golf and shoots in the 80s consistently.

Today I saw a kid who looked like a tool golfer, he was wearing all orange puma attire, call him Zach mason.

Tool Golfer by Im Mutually a douchebag March 15, 2011

Frisbee Golfer 

This is a slang term used to describe potheads wandering around Forrest preserves throwing Frisbees at each other pretending it is some type of organized sporting competition.

The new kid at work is sloppy and has trouble remembering things, I think he's a frisbee golfer.

Frisbee Golfer by Meanie Meg April 24, 2009

Terrible Golfer

A bad golfer. Said person can be a good guy, or a great businessman, but is terrible at golf.

That guy over there, he is a great guy, but a terrible golfer

Terrible Golfer by Jeffery Hart August 22, 2011