gooterhead

That is a dumbass. That's what that is.

That gooterhead smoked some crack and had some holes in the hotel room and got cement all over the walls...and he doesn't do concrete work.

by Bob Binachi January 22, 2007

goiter

a little more cushion for the pushin' on the neck. frequents bass players who quit bands and then have nothing to do for awhile. so they work at hardware stores and accumulate the neck mass. but no matter how big the goiter gets, we still love them forever.

"Did you just see him?"
"Yeah. Looks like he's got a goiter.Gross."
"Good. More goiter love for me."

by Bracey McGee December 29, 2007

tickle her goiter

A term a male uses for a female performing oral sex on him. See goiter.

Adam told Cindy he wants to tickle her goiter.

by Jilina September 25, 2005

goiter love

A forbidden lust to have sex with the goiter (neck mass on a person with chronic hypothyroidism or iodine deficiency).

Kevin had goiter love, so when he titty fucked his girlfriend, he pretended her tits were two massive goiters.

by mayfield 21 January 13, 2009

Gökberk

A Turkish name that Gokturks was giving their boys in 6th century . Gökberk's are usually helpful , idealist and also they probably have 5,11 inches cocks . Just don't tread on them because you don't want to see an angry Gökberk .

Who is this alone and silence guy over there ? He seems cocky
- He must be Gökberk

by Tristian Tzara November 28, 2021

gooters

When an old woman's hooters meet her gut. A spinoff of gunt. Sometimes gooters are tucked into the woman's pants at a feeble attempt to conceal them, this only makes matters worse.

Old Drunk Woman: Hey there young man, do you have a cigarette I can have?

Me: No I sure don't. But can you take a couple steps back, your gooters are dangling dangerously close to my nachos

by Johnny5ive August 21, 2011

goiter

A disease caused by IODINE deficiency! Iodine is NOT a vitamin. It is an element found in salt and seawater. Dumbass.

by haha April 23, 2003