God Church

A word in Jake Paul's song its every day bro. And he had to ryhme with merch. And now it's a things he says.

I just dropped some new merch and it's selling like a GOD CHURCH!

by theLmastet September 27, 2017

God church

Some dumb ass word that jake paul made up to describe how "amazing" his merch was selling.

And i just dropped some new merch and its selling like a god church

by XxDarkCatKingxX January 4, 2018

God Church

A word used by a mentally ill non-human youtuber named jack paule. Basically he's retarded.

Jack Paul: Hey babe-
Totally fine non-retarded girlfriend: Hey you're kinda retarded so i'm breaking up with you
Jack paul: WHAT!!... BUT... by the way my new merch is selling like a GOD CHURCH
* Speech 0 *

by jaCK Paule July 15, 2019

God Church

God Church is pretty much another word for 'crazy' or 'insane'. Kind of a new YouTuber trend.

Just dropped some new merch and its selling like a god Church

Yo bro, that was God Church asf

by Ernizkool July 25, 2017

god church

when something is so impressive it is almost not describable

My merch is selling like a god church.

by Olivia Starfruit August 11, 2017

God Church

Ricegum copying jake Paul but rice made it look and sound good

Drop merch and it's selling like a god church

by Rice 🍚 August 12, 2017

God Church

Honestly like fucking idek like some bullshit a random youtuber (that looks like that bully from that 1984 karate kid movie) made because he's trash and needs something to rhyme with merch

Just sjdjdhsjd jshdbdeb sjdhsjssj, and it's selling like a god church. ~ Jake Paul

by httpxary on instagram November 6, 2017