GLOM

The thing that swings between an elephants legs when it walks.

I could not watch the Animal Channel anymore because the elphants glom reminded me of my obese friend John in his grey shorts.

by zoeema1 April 15, 2008

glom

The act of creaming on someones face.

Jim glomed on alex's face... Alex loved every bit of it.

by BIG Mikey D September 03, 2006

glom

An evil world created by those with a mental addiction called gnaetopia

'Ah, the evil glom people are coming to get me!'

by holly April 05, 2004

GLOM

The thing that swings between an elephants legs when it walks.

I could not watch the Animal Channel anymore because the elphants glom reminded me of my obese friend John in his grey shorts.

by zoeema1 April 15, 2008

Glom Gazingo

When you accidentally call your girl by the wrong name during sex.

I pulled a glom gazingo the other day and called my girl shatwanka. I don't even know a shatwanka!

by senordarko February 22, 2015

glom

To throw feeces upon in an agitated manner.

I want to glom on John Kerry's campaign headquarters.

by Cheesefart May 13, 2005

GLOM

The thing that swings between an elephants legs when it walks.

I could not watch the Animal Channel anymore because the elephants glom reminded me of my obese friend John in his grey shorts.

by zoeema1 April 15, 2008