Golfing

Pretending like you’re at work when you’re in fact taking a 12 inch black dick up the ass

Person 1: Why are you golfing
Person 2: I’m at work nigga
Person 2: I wanna try golfing some day though

by AaronLikesItUpTheAss October 3, 2018

mini golfing

Skiing short steeps after a big storm because the larger steeps/chutes have to great of an avalanche risk

After yesterdays storm I was afraid of an avalanche on the chutes, so I just went mini golfing on the shorter steeps

by Paul S. W. September 4, 2006

Disc Golfing

The act of masturbating to DVD porn that you have seen a hundred times because your internet connection is down.

"Dude, what are you doing later?" "Well since my DSL line is with At&t and there aren't any good milfy girls here at the club tonight, it looks like I will just go disc golfing."

by rockabilly_32 March 12, 2010

golfing

The slang word for anything relating to shrooms or the act of tripping out on shrooms, to be used when around non-users.

Kid: "Hey mom, can I go golfing?"
Mom: "Sure Billy."
Kid: "Haha...sucker..."

by Yodia January 20, 2006

Golfing

Using dentistry tools to widen a females vagina to just the right size so that you may rest your balls in it.

"Hey Tom are you still a virgin?"
"I dont know... Does golfing count?"

by GmanM618 February 9, 2017

Goonie Golfing

Goonie Golfing - An alternate name for going mini-golfing.

Logan asked Ayden to go goonie golfing as a date; we should do that too!

by Lord.Buch February 24, 2019

urban golfing

Real clubs and real balls, just on the wrong kind of course. Hit the cars, smash the windows, hit that guy with the club instead of the ball.

Smack em in the head. Golf time.

by trombley November 4, 2003