Skip to main content

gipping and handling

Derisive/resentful term which refers to the perceived act of swindling someone out of money through the misuse/abuse of postage-fees as a sneaky way of making excessive profit or otherwise "coming out further ahead" than is fair. Usually accomplished in two "opposite" ways, either by:

(1) a money-hungry mail-order company's charging excessive postage-rates as compared to the company's actual cost to ship merchandise (such as charging s&h merely based on the order's monetary total instead of the actual merchandise-weight, or claiming that the shipping-weight of a few rubber bands or a matchbook-sized pack of film-splicing-tabs has a shipping-weight of one pound, when any blockhead would know that they could just stuff the feather-light items into an ordinary letter-size paper envelope), especially with the bulk-rate/volume-discount postage deals that big corporations typically get from their shipping-services, or
(2) a stingy/disgruntled customer's purposely sending less funds for postage than the company specifies, with the smirky idea that the company will not want to risk offending the customer and causing him to cancel his entire order --- and then probably take his future business elsewhere --- by their whiningly contacting the customer or returning his order to ask for more funds.
The "gipping and handling" strategy can be a highly effective/successful countermeasure to use when ordering from companies that charge exorbitant postage-fees merely in an attempt to make additional "free 'n' clear profit" from unused postage-funds. What you do is draw up a fairly "large" order --- i.e., one that involves maybe fifty bucks or more (either by ordering one or more expensive items or a bulk-purchase of cheaper items, so that it totals a sizable amount), and thus will be sufficiently "tempting" to the company to make them reluctant to risk "losing" the order by upsetting you in any way. Then you just "accidentally on-purpose" neglect to use the company's "official" printed order-form that came with their catalogue --- you instead just use ordinary lined paper of your own to write out the order, and so your order-sheet no longer contains the company's shipping-rates chart, allowing you to simply write in your **own postage amount** after the subtotal! Oh, sure --- the company is probably gonna include a "debit memo" notation at the bottom of your invoice when they ship your order, but that's of no concern of yours at that point, since --- ha ha ha! --- you already have your merchandise, and so you can simply ignore their blubbery request! Awwww.... you greedy fat-cat CEOs didn't get your extra profits from **me**, the way you do from all of your other "sucker" customers --- too bad, so sad!!
by QuacksO November 22, 2017
mugGet the gipping and handling mug.

Gripping

Firmly holding the attention or interest; exciting
- Did you watch the new movie of Spiderman?
- Yeah, I did.
- Was it good?
- It was absolutely gripping.
by The C2 Master January 7, 2022
mugGet the Gripping mug.

Gripping

Nothing like gripping dominics hard dick right before he shoots a fuckin load
by Bend over and take it raw February 17, 2021
mugGet the Gripping mug.

Glopping

Glopping is slang for menstruation, aka having your period or being on the rag. Women often prefer this to more vulgar terminology because it can be used in public or as an inside joke.
"She is really cranky because she is glopping this week."

derivative usages:
"have a hemogloppin day".
"its Gloptoberfest in my house this week".
"next week is Gloptober".
heavy flow days may be described as "gloptastic"
by Vapor162 September 6, 2013
mugGet the Glopping mug.

Gripping the ball so hard

A phrase used to express anger at a situation that caused immense angst.
"Yo I was gripping the ball so hard when I found out my girlfriend peed on my toothbrush."
by D-Wreck vs Me August 20, 2013
mugGet the Gripping the ball so hard mug.

Gipping

A variation of the sexual act "pegging"(practice in which a woman puts on a strap-on dildo and anally penetrates a man). For this act, not only does a woman use a strap-on dildo,but she must also don a Ronald Reagan mask.
The best part of gipping is not that she wears a Ronald Reagan mask, not the strap-on,no, the best part of gipping is the trickle down effect of Santorum.
by Myra Breckinridge October 16, 2012
mugGet the Gipping mug.

gripping sink

When the shit is so intense that you have a vice grip on the sink next to you.
"Hey man, I'm gonna be a while, I'm in here gripping sink"
by reeeeeeeee123 April 10, 2020
mugGet the gripping sink mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email