goes Glenn Beck

To go into an manic irrational rant

Sometimes he is rational and then he just goes Glenn Beck.

by thunderbob July 7, 2010

How very Glenn Beck of you

coined from a political comedy video "Rise of the Stupids" and "The Stupid Virus," someone who is trying to throw shit in your face...

Crazy Lady: Obama aint no American, he's one of them illegal aliens...
Girl: Stop trying to throw shit in our face Crazy Lady
Boy: How very Glenn Beck of you...

by oxshaunixo July 8, 2010

The Glenn Beck Defense

A synonym for JAQing Off, this phrase was named after right wing commentator Glenn Beck, who became famous for spewing conspiracy theories and hate fueled rhetoric under the guise of asking questions. His usage of this defense became so notorious that South Park famously mocked him for it.

"I'm not saying that they were good people, I'm just asking if the Jan 6 rioters were really Republicans or if they were Democrats in disguise?"
"Quit pulling The Glenn Beck Defense moron!"

by Lynch/Fellini May 30, 2023

Glen Beck

your typical closet Nazi, he also wears magic underpants as he is a mormon.

I hear Glen Beck hates poor people, what a nazi

by ioplkjgef September 14, 2010

Glen Beck

A dumbass conservative whiner on fox news that Stephen Colbert, and people who can tell an idiot from an actual politics news broadcaster, make fun of.

Guy 1: Did you see Glen Beck?
Guy 2: No, I saw Stephen Colbert make fun of him, though.

by Sergeant Man June 3, 2010

Glen Beck

A raging alcoholic, Morman convert, drug addict, drama queen, cry baby and disgrace to Mount Vernon, Washington. Mr. Beck apparently blew both Bill O'Reilly and Rupert Murdoch to obtain a Fox news time slot. Likes to take it in the ass from Ann Coulter.

"Oh, Ann. It will never fit!" said Glen Beck with an adventurous tone in his voice.

by murdercycle March 31, 2009

Glen Beck

1) Mentally unbalanced

2) Alcoholic

3) Of a considerably low I.Q

4) Latent Pedophiliac Homosexual

5) Conspiracy Theorist

6) Lacks understanding of the term 'Teabagging'

7) Broadcaster on the Republican Propaganda Channel

8) Believes in his Aryan background

9) Fat

10) Large male that cries on syndicated television

11) Currently involved in a sexual relationship with Bill O'Rielly

Person 1: What you think of Robert Mugabe then?

Person 2: He's a total Glen Beck.

by Glen Beck Himself November 8, 2009