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Glauner

Glauner is the worst teacher ever she yells at her kids and clams she knows everything about computers.
Manifestation of Evil
Kid1: Dude, my teachers a Glauner...
Kid2: Damn dude I feel sorry for you...
by isaacm12 October 18, 2008
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Glantz Enema

(noun) A powerful mixture of soap suds, betadine and hydrogen peroxide used to promote defecation in constipated individuals, often with explosive results.
Glenn M: This guy is so constipated, I wonder if we should give him a Glantz Enema.

Andy G: That would be a Glantzing blow.
by Azz Kicker September 16, 2010
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gaunt's ghosts

Gaunt's Ghost's a.k.a the Tanith First and Only: the only surviving regiment of the planet Tanith from the WarHammer40,000 universe that is under command of the colonel commissar Ibram Gaunt
Their planet was destroyed by the Chaos faction in an orbital bombardment

based off of the game Warhammer40,000; a book series by Dan Abnett
AJ: "Hey, came I just read 'Necropolis' in the gaunt's ghosts series."

Cam: "I just got the book 'Ghost Maker'."
by willis with lemons April 3, 2010
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Golden Gauntlets

1) A pair of magic gauntlets from the video game "The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time"

2) When you take a piss while a chick is giving you a two-fisted handjob.
"The golden gauntlets are found in Ganon's Castle, and allow the wearer to lift really heavy stone pillars."

"I gave my girlfriend some golden gauntlets, and let me tell you, she was not pleased."
by Minejumper April 3, 2009
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Douche Gauntlet

The long pathway you must encounter in certain social setings that is chock full of douchebags who all have some sort of witty comment fueled by either liquid courage or the delight they find in eachother's company.

This is mainly experienced by younger, more attractive girls who have to walk past a crowd that is typically all males dressed very similarly, drinking the trendy drink of the week and being extra single and alone.
Kendra- "The worst part of being a cocktail waitress is having to run the Douche Gauntlet every time I pick up a round of drinks from the well."

Trina- "Oh, I know .. . . . try making your way to the bathroom past all of the ass hats"
by KK Vegas August 2, 2010
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Bob Marley Gauntlet

Either by necessity or extreme perseverance, walking through a room controlled by your room mate or counterpart while he or she is blasting, through an extravagant sound system, Bob Marley or similar reggae/cannabis idolizing forms of music.
I was pondering in my room of my hunger and wanted desperately to walk to the kitchen, but in doing so was forced to walk through THE BOB MARLEY GAUNTLET my room mate had established in the living room.
by Hauptmann November 29, 2011
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i like my women like i like my invinity gauntlet

u want your hand in the woman
i like my women like i like my invinity gauntlet... with my whole hand in it
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