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goaltending

(n.) variation of rebounding where, rather than wait for a relationship to end, the third party intercepts one of the involved individuals for the purposes of hooking up or starting a new relationship. Often leads to the end of the original relationship.

The act may be in violation of one or more of the man/woman codes, but has the capacity to result in the third party getting away with it, for his/her own benefit.
She wasn't happy in her marriage and the guy was a total tool. It may have been goaltending, but everyone won. Except for Steve... but f*** that guy.
by lfcNo9 September 3, 2010
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Galt

The shittiest little town you will ever accidentally stumble into. If you have lived there, your parents are seriously fucked up. There are more cows than people, and who said you need to speak english to live in America. Just ask the mexicans selling strawberries on every corner.
"Dude this place is hell on earth"
"No, its just Galt..."
by Imstuckhereintownfml December 13, 2009
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gualter

A person that doesn't take defeat no matter what.
"Wow, he's really a gualter!" replied Alesha.
by aleshaa June 1, 2019
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Gjallarhorny

The mental state of a Destiny player at the apex of NNN, greatly enhanced by looking at Mara Sov or Petra Venj
Titan: “I’m so Gjallarhorny dude, and it’s only November 19th!”
Hunter: “Same dude, stay away from Mara, she’ll end it for you.”
Warlock: “I don’t do NNN because I’m a pussy.”
by Lord_Shaxx November 6, 2019
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Galt

If you were born here I am sorry half of the town is hicks and the other half is Mexicans that act like gangsters and have poor English and tend to shit talk anyone who is pasty in their foreign language. not to mention there is always a lingering smell of weed and cow shit. So if you getting lung cancer isn't on your bucket list than live in elk grove.
My wife Sharon took the kids and is moving to Galt. I am scared they are gonna get jumped become drug addicts or step in cow shit.
by we have 3 mcdonalds December 11, 2018
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goaltending

Trying to stop a couple from hooking up even though it's already obvious that this is an impossible task. In other words, an attempt at cock blocking long after it could ever succeed. Make sure you use the appropriate NBA referee gesture when calling it.
"That's goaltending on Shaun. Count it anyway."
by JonKorn September 4, 2005
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galt

I galted the president.
by Riley Jones May 13, 2005
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