jizz guzzler

one who drinks a lot of jizz

"one of the things i love about my girlfriend is that she is a crazy jizz guzzler"

by Mikey Likesit June 13, 2006

banana guzzler

One who is infatuated with bananas and banana shaped objects. Can often be found watching and cheering along to Bring It On. Has on many occasions snuck up behind an unsuspecting banana and attempted to guzzle it without permission. BGs are often spotted cruising the produce aisle drooling and mumbling. They are not adverse to chugging cucumbers and can put away hotdogs like nobodys business. When a banana guzzler has gotten a hold of its prey it will usually keep it in its back pocket for safe keeping until it is ready to get its guzzle on.

dude 1-"dude, that banana guzzler has his eye on you, and he's at the drooling stage."

dude 2-"but i already got rid of my banana."

by Scuba wuzzle February 16, 2009

cock guzzler

The art of being able to shove and swallow whole cocks (cockerels) within a short time

"Look at that elephant god... He swallowing all those cocks at once... He must be one of those cock guzzlers I told you about"

by curry cums out of my jab end February 24, 2015

Gizzlefumpin

To be crazy or out of your mind.

Must be said in the phrase "Yo be gizzlefumpin!".

Person A: "Hey, can you buy me lunch?"
Person B: "Yo be gizzlefumpin!"

by Starblaster1234 April 13, 2010

gash guzzler

nickname for lesbian,
likes gash,
same as muff bumber
rug muncher
all them lot.

guy one: she looks like a proper gash guzzler

idiot: no i think she looks like a lesbian.

by izzy shits December 23, 2008

Trump Guzzler

1. One who enjoys ingesting Fox news and bodily fluids at MAGA rallies.

2. A MAGA fan of the musical band The Guzzlers"

That insatiable Trump guzzler had to get his stomach pumped after the MAGA rally.

by Trump Guzzler June 19, 2019

cum guzzler

One who has a extreme liking for swallowing and does it with great fervor.

Alexis loves choking down my load. She is such a cum guzzler and can't get enough.

by Charlie Golf September 15, 2005