the coolest cat in the entire universe.may drink alcohol heavily, and likes the occassional ho.looks like jack osbourne.
by Anonymous July 18, 2003
Get the gipton mug.Girting is when in a conversation the person listening is looking intensely at the speaker and trying really hard to make him believe that he's actually listening or giving a fuc*k.
by littlekidlover January 11, 2014
Get the Girting mug.Related Words
Girton • Logan Girton • gironkey • gipton • Giron • gironas • gritonesasapiphonia • Gertonincapioniacin • gifton • gintong
When you or another person has the potential of being a pro-sports player but wants to hang out in an infested house getting drunk with the sorriest on earth. Also likes to ditch other friends for those who he likes to get drunk with. Also has a girlfriend that has the Amazon forest on her back as hair
You: hey watsup dude? U wana play some football or sumthin
Friend: naw im just gona go to another persons house to do some stuff
You: awww don't tell me ur pulling a luis giron!
Friend: naw im just gona go to another persons house to do some stuff
You: awww don't tell me ur pulling a luis giron!
by tom herbert November 15, 2009
Get the luis giron mug.A Gironkeyphant is a mut mammal. Including a Giraffe, a Monkey, and an Elephant this mammal is found in Africa.
Well known to the tribe Yekidonk and the Munnis. This animal was used in the 23,000 B.C. for food and for carrying important needs. Sometimes the Yekidonks would sacrafice this animal to use its brain. This creatures brain had a certain goo in it called Iticky which was great for preserving dead bodies, fragil elements, and food. A wild Gironkeyphants fought Wooly Mammoths and ate them whole. Gironkeyphants digestive system allowed bones. Gironkeyphants also ate Siberian Tigers and Cougays know today as Cougers. Gironkeyphants lived for 200 years life-span. There species lived from 4 million years ago to 1 million year ago. Showing that this animal lived very shortly. A baby Gironkeyphant stood 7 feet tall. An average male Gironkeyphant stood an amazing 35 to 45 feet tall. This animal was a beast the animal kingdom consuming 1/2 ton of food and water a day.
The species is extinct now and there were no fossil remains of these animals. Only clues found was of meat found in various canivorous animals like Sabretooths. These animals were born domestic to humans yet they kill with ease and dominated the animals kingdom.
Well known to the tribe Yekidonk and the Munnis. This animal was used in the 23,000 B.C. for food and for carrying important needs. Sometimes the Yekidonks would sacrafice this animal to use its brain. This creatures brain had a certain goo in it called Iticky which was great for preserving dead bodies, fragil elements, and food. A wild Gironkeyphants fought Wooly Mammoths and ate them whole. Gironkeyphants digestive system allowed bones. Gironkeyphants also ate Siberian Tigers and Cougays know today as Cougers. Gironkeyphants lived for 200 years life-span. There species lived from 4 million years ago to 1 million year ago. Showing that this animal lived very shortly. A baby Gironkeyphant stood 7 feet tall. An average male Gironkeyphant stood an amazing 35 to 45 feet tall. This animal was a beast the animal kingdom consuming 1/2 ton of food and water a day.
The species is extinct now and there were no fossil remains of these animals. Only clues found was of meat found in various canivorous animals like Sabretooths. These animals were born domestic to humans yet they kill with ease and dominated the animals kingdom.
by TropicThunder19 June 30, 2009
Get the Gironkeyphant mug.Jesus Christ those jerseys are horrible, who the hell puts the Gorton's Fisherman on a fucking jersey
by Nickity Nuckity June 7, 2018
Get the Gorton's Fisherman mug.noun. land where girts reside. Perry the Platypus occasionally roams, but not for long since he does not identify as a girt.
"She must be in Girtopia.."
by yeeyeepeepeelilily May 31, 2020
Get the Girtopia mug.