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National Wear Your Girlfriend’s Bra Day 

How come your girlfriend always gets to wear your hoodies, yet you can’t wear something of hers? Well now you can! June 22 is National Wear Your Girlfriend’s Bra Day!
Boy: Hey did you know it’s June 22?
Girlfriend: Yeah, so?
Boy: It’s National Wear Your Girlfriend’s Bra Day!

maciek's girlfriend 

when that one annoying classmate won't stop talking about his girlfriend.
Hey did you know Maciek has a girlfriend?
Yes you've told me about maciek's girlfriend like 15 times today

Bang Manti Teo's Girlfriend 

I'm so horny I'm going to have to bang manti teo's girlfriend before i can go to sleep.

Phil's girlfriend 

Non-Existant. Pretty much discovered theres no evidence one existed
Phil says hes dated two girls. both deny the claims strongly. So theres no solid evidence Phil's Girlfriend exists but Phil is working on something more non binary that won't quite the nerves

::uhh huh huh somebody said phil and the nerves::
::crowd cheers:: ::hope he ends it::

zuko’s girlfriend 

crazy deranged individual who goes by zukosgf online. there are many bad things i could say about this person. uses phrases such as “ayo where” and “this me” and “i want to bite it”. her whisper chat rating is abnormally low and she often fantasizes about killing people with an axe. she exhibits very worrying behavior; please watch out.
zuko’s girlfriend is always cold….goddamn….

Your best friend's girlfriend 

The girl that your best friend is dating, who is obligated to be a total bitch because of some subliminary life cliche. She will be clingy, possessive, and controlling, giving you little to no bro-time.

You and other friends will be forced to accept her into your social circle, but will talk mass loads of shit on her whenever you get the chance.
Your friend and your best friend's girlfriend-

"Hey bro, you still drinking with us this weekend?"

"Can't dude, I have to hang out with Carly."

"But broski, you've hung out with her everyday for six days now- Whatever, just bring her with."

"She doesn't want too, dude, sorry."