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Grizzly Mint Ghost Shit

The phenomenon that occurs upon removing a lip of Grizzly Mint, during which the tobacco user feels as though he has to shit, but is unable to make himself do so.
Person 1: Yo, hurry up in there, I need to take a shit!
Person 2: Hang on man, I swear I've almost got it out... I've got a wicked case of Grizzly Mint Ghost Shit.
Person 1: Oh, in that case, take your time.
by SpaceMountain1 October 12, 2011
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Ghost Poo or Ghost Shit

When you take a shit and wipe your ass and the paper is clean as if you didn't shit
A Ghost Poo or Ghost Shit is defined as:
Hey, I just took a Ghost Poo, because when I wiped my ass, the paper was still clean
by Desert Shark April 15, 2022
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shit ghost

A fart that is SO bad, you can actually see it for a second, and it resembles a green or brown ghost.
I just had a shit ghost following me!!!!
by Skumly February 12, 2008
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Ghost Shitting

A sport where participants sneak into other peoples toilets' and take a shit, without flushing and without the knowledge of the toilet owner. This can be done to someone you know or a complete stranger, opportunities to ghost shit in a stranger's toilet are limited but the existence of outdoor toilets in sheds can create great opportunities
'Honey!, I just went out to do the washing and you've left a turd in the loo' 'I never use that toilet, maybe someone was Ghost Shitting last night'
by The Ghost Shitter March 13, 2012
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ghost shitting

When the descased deficate on a person(s) they hate.
When i pass away I'am going to be ghost shitting on you!
by Tiffani Lat October 10, 2007
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Ghost of the Shits

1. Flatulence, or as the youngsters of today call it, a "fart." This is a natural expulsion of gases through the rectum which can often be thought of as humorous, embarrassing, and -- if your into that -- even erotic. 2. A paranormal entity either living inside your ass or having been expelled through the rectum during the bathroom process known as pooping, crapping, or shitting, these can often cause problems such as unnecessarily vomit-inducing smell or a streak in the underpants. Be cautious and consult your neighborhood exorcist. 3. You feel the need to poop and go to the bathroom, but as soon as you sit down, nothing will come out except a fart (loudness, duration, and wetness will vary).
1.)

Peter: *farts loudly*
Jane: Eww! did you just fart? That's disgusting.
Peter: No, I just let out a Ghost of the Shits. I think it's pretty funny.

2.)
There is a Ghost of the Shits in the bathroom and he keeps making fun of my tiny dick. Please make him stop.

3.)
Brian: Oh God, it was just a Ghost of the Shits.

Chris: You mean we had to stop at the bathroom for nothing?

Brian: I seriously thought I had to go, but I guess not.
by UncreativeUsername June 8, 2014
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ghostshipper

One who is ghostshipping. One who manages a fantasy sports team, a company, or a relationship, etc.. in name but not in action.
Although inaction doesn't always imply inattention, a true ghostshipper can always be spotted in an emergency situation.

Smooth seas may hide the ghostshipper,
but rougher seas will surely drown ye.
by C Mulch December 17, 2008
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