Ghost Dick

When a guy gets so fat he can no longer see his dick over the protruding girth of his belly.

Chuck's blowing up. He fatted out of his socks and pretty sure his dong is MIA from a bad case of ghost dick.

by Grammy's Jammies May 20, 2021

Ghost dicked

When you jump off something and land on your feet but the shockwave goes right up ya asshole

Oh shit son! Feels like I just got ghost dicked!

by Spider butthole August 26, 2016

ghost dick

1. Someone might have ghost dick from living in a haunted house. It is essentially when a ghost is so upset by how people have treated you that they loan you their dick for a temporary amount of time. That includes astral or interdimensionally projecting that dick into someone's ass and raping them if they need to leave you alone or stop interfering in your life.

2. A sensation in your pants that occurs resulting from having been ghosted by someone online you held a romantic interest in.

Examples.
Guy 1: "When Sailor Moon wouldn't return my online messages and calls, I might have been hallucinating a little bit."
Guy 2: "Are you sure it wasn't just GHOST DICK?"

Guy 3: "You both make no sense to me."

by rorylikealion September 24, 2021

Sucking ghost dick

When you randomly choke on nothing or your spit at any random time

1: yo how wa- *starts randomly choking*

2: this nigga sucking ghost dick

1: it was my spit dumbass

by RETARDCUH666 June 20, 2023

Ghost Dicking

The act of mentally twisting af persons mind, aka fucking it

"I totally ghost dicking that girl bro"

by Ghostmind5 May 31, 2019

Ghost Dick!

When someone is yawning without covering their mouth!

Look at Steven taking that ghost dick! (Steven is yawning)

by Matl0c June 3, 2024