When you're craving that "certain" type of candy so you ask your boyfriend to fuck you with a candy cane
Jen loves getting candy canned by her boyfriend! It's even more fun when he lets her candy cane him as well!
by Javabooks25 December 5, 2023
Get the getting candy cannedmug. Sam Sedar "Now that's a Religion I can get behind! You know? Where God... Wants the things I want... And values the things I value... Like me and God have the same thoughts and desires... That's a religion I can get behind! And no one should be allowed to have more political power than me either."
Hym "You... You see how that is the exact thing I said about atheist shit-libs who split hairs on religion, right? Like, you want you to be the God.... And that's when you're fine with it. Solipsistic narcissism."
Sam Sedar "Right but if the religion was me it would be good."
Hym "Right, see, THIS is why I just murder God. That exact line of reasoning is exactly why I needs to die."
Hym "You... You see how that is the exact thing I said about atheist shit-libs who split hairs on religion, right? Like, you want you to be the God.... And that's when you're fine with it. Solipsistic narcissism."
Sam Sedar "Right but if the religion was me it would be good."
Hym "Right, see, THIS is why I just murder God. That exact line of reasoning is exactly why I needs to die."
by Hym Iam January 22, 2025
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