Gerbert Johnson

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That young fella is a Gerbert Johnson

by Green Fella September 24, 2023

Gerber

When a person is shown to be soft on the court/field.

You a f****ng gerber

by Trillgod February 21, 2019

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by curseddefinitionmaker December 2, 2020

gerbevee

A person who humps and commits sexual acts with animals; generally chickens, cows, or lamps.
(Gerbever/gerbeeved) A person who gerbeeves / an animal who was gerbeeved upon.
Gerbeeving is an act of rape.

Me: Yo stevio.
Him:Yo. Yo, I was like being a total gerbeever and gerbeeving all of dam animals in dat barn over dare!
Me: I'm gonna report you for rape.
Police Man: I like donuts.

by Tekpiggy February 10, 2005

Gerber Dick

A male with a penis the size of an infants penis.

Aye everybody look Jordan has a gerber dick!!!

by d-beast-unlshd June 20, 2010

Gerber-free

An individual who does not have children.

He/She's single, attractive, educated, and Gerber-free!

by Bornscorpion October 6, 2011

Garbed

A term originating from the PC game Chivalry Medieval Warfare (coined by the player Milan during Najo's duel tournament); derived from the word "garbage" this term can used alongside "garb" to describe a player getting demolished by some impressive rainbows and quad feints. Has seen extensive use in the Chivalry community ever since.

Wow Rick just got garbed heavily

That clan is so garb

by St0uty June 24, 2016