Underpants Gnome

A gnome who steals your underpants while you sleep.

Robert Farmery

by Ad May 17, 2004

geometry dash 2.2

Never gonna come out

Geometry dash 2.2 is a lie

by Randomguywastaken September 21, 2021

Pick Gnome

Pick Gnomes are devious abominations that spend their lives solely to do what they can to destroy the human race. The impact they have is great, by stealing any guitar or bass pick that hits the floor after accidently being dropped. Ever drop your guitar pick? yup the pick gnomes. It's gone buddy. GONE.

Fred-*shredding but drops pick*
Andrew-"Hey man, where'd your pick go? it should be like under your chair"
Fred-"DAMN YOU PICK GNOMES!"

by wehrmachtalie January 16, 2009

Penis Gnome

A stubby, balding man that resembles a cross between penis and lawn gnome who enjoys sudden power trips when given leadership of trivial tasks (e.g. the guy at work that is given control of a pointless side project). He enjoys being an asshole to everyone under his command since his life otherwise sucks ass. Generally very passive-aggressive when stripped of power.

The dude at the desk next to me has become the penis gnome after becoming the office safety manager. He totally bitched me out for leaving the toilet seat up in the bathroom in front of everyone.

by Senor Dank Nugs March 10, 2018

Geometry Dash

If teachers are here for the definition, then no, it is not a maths game.

Student: I'm playing Geometry Dash!
Teacher: Wow, sounds like a very educational game!

by ExcusemesirWTF February 4, 2019

Theology and Geometry

A scholarly locution intended to connote stances of decency, taste, and culture amid the decadence, debauchery, depravity and perversion of modern society.

A way to express outrage at modernity and pop culture.

An expression of appreciation for the scholastic philosophy of the middle ages and early medieval philosopher Boethius in particular for their insight into the joys of monarchy and ruminations on the goddess fortuna.

“What I want is a good, strong monarchy with a tasteful and decent king who has some knowledge of theology and geometry and to cultivate a Rich Inner Life.”

"Possession of anything new or expensive only reflected a person's lack of theology and geometry; it could even cast doubts upon one's soul."

-Contemporary Philosopher Ignatius J. Reilly (1960)

by Night of Joy May 18, 2020

You've been gnomed

You've been gnomed is a video on the internet, of a gnome saying "You've been gnomed!". It started to become popular in November and December of 2018. To gnome someone, you either send them an image of the gnome, or send them the video. There are many other ways to gnome people, too.

Ho ho ho ha ha, ho ho ho hee hee ha! Hello me old chum! I'm gnot a gnelf, I'm gnot a gnoblin, I'm a gnome, and you've been GNOMED!

by itsyaboypingu March 6, 2019