celebrity marriage

1. A union between two famous people, which doesn't last long. The time it takes for light to travel the distance of the diameter of a subatomic particle is a quadrillion times longer than this union lasts.

2. When measuring the lifespan of something that fails, it's often measured in celebrity marriages.

1. Ben Afleck and J.Lo got into a celebrity marriage, but they were divorced before a camera's 1600 speed film could be exposed enough to take a picture of them in a married state.

2. Don't buy this preservative-free cow's milk, it lasts less than 10 to the hundredth power celebrity marriages.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighte February 8, 2009

quasi-celebrity

Someone who has reached a point of stardom, but not celebrity. Usually they have no specific talent and some have merely basked in another celebrities lime light long enough to have developed a slight glow themselves.

Jason 'Wee Man' Acuña is a quasi-celebrity, he is famous for hanging around with professional skateboarders.

by mac_atak November 6, 2013

celebrity

simply put...absofuckinlutley useless in everyway shape or form. they do nothing for the economy except spend our hard earned money. we could definitley do better without them around

normal person: "sir can you help me i've been shot in the stomach by a rapper, and i'm beleeding to death."
celebrity: "and what...get my armani dirty...dude wipe up your blood and get away from my bentley before i call the police and have you arrested for article 108.376-any attempt to get any celebrity to do anything productive shall be punished by death"

by truth January 29, 2004

White Girl Celebrity Exception

When a white female doesn't date a guy(mainly black) of another race, unless he is famous/a celebrity.

LL Cool J is USUALLY the standard set for black males.

Girl: I don't date black guys. But I'd SO date LL Cool J!
Black guy: I see you're using the White Girl Celebrity Exception as an excuse/copout.

by Kaiser1one February 23, 2011

celebrity deathmatch

A hillarious show that used to run on MTV. The show was animated with clay and pitted 2 celebrities that had something in common (ie Nsync and the Backstreet Boys) against each other in a fight to the death.

Celebrity deathmatch is Fucmin hillarious!

by Jonny Jewsalot March 7, 2004

Dead Celebrity Syndrome (DCS)

It's when someone famous dies all the fake fans come out and say they cared so much about the dead person but everyone knows they didn't. Also when you see someone wearing a shirt of the dead person only after they died and wouldn't have it if the person was still alive.

Idiot: OMG I cant believe that persons dead, I loved all of their work and it was soo inspiring.

Guy: bull shit you did, you just have Dead Celebrity Syndrome (DCS). How did you feel about that person last week.
Idiot:...idk

by Psyco6 April 5, 2012

Semi-celebrity

someone who isn't an instantly recognisable celebrity but isn't one of the masses. Someone that has some sort of celebrity status but their status is temporary - like someone who is on Big Brother or a weather girl or a drag queen

That guy is the guy who just got evicted from Big Brother - he's such a semi-celebrity.

I feel like Im a semi-celebrity

You think you're a celebrity, but you're a nobody...not even a semi-celebrity

She is sooooo semi-celebrity

by Simon Daniele August 7, 2005