Geiger's Law

Are you or are you not bigger that it?
A phrase you can ask yourself or anyone else if you are unsure of something.

"This yogurt expired a couple days ago, should I still eat it?"
"Don't worry about it, you are MUCH bigger than it. Geiger's law, dude"

"I think that guy's giving me the stink-eye, Should I say something to him?"
"Geiger's law would say you shouldn't, he is MUCH bigger than you"

by Analog Lover October 29, 2009

geigh

(adj) Pathetic or unfortunate.

1. If you can't do that, you must be geigh.

by QZkotL April 9, 2003

Geight

When one of your friends is bi but you dont wanna say it.

Ian is Geight

by Stoges December 11, 2021

Mr Geoghegan

proffesional speenrunner

Mr Geoghegan is fast as fuck

by Bimdo_0 December 10, 2021

Geiger

Geiger is used to describe an exceedingly lanky individual who likes to take children’s toes to stir his tea. Geigers can also be referred to as munchkin, Mr lippy, doodle and bean head. Geigers will Often respond to the phrase tea anyone? Geigers can be typically found in the green sea at splat a lot and in the sewers as a part time pennywise.

Can you stop asking for feet pics geiger

by Ur mom is Migg May 23, 2020

Geiche

Section of skin between a man's nut sack and his anus.

Heather: "OMG Are you jacking off???????"

Matt: "No dear, I have an itchy geiche"

by Red-Raw February 4, 2010

teddy geiger

Perfect example of what is wrong with today's music scene. It seems that all these shitty musicians like Teddy Geiger and James Blunt are on top, while real musicians like Yngwie Malmsteen and such fail to achieve mainstream success. This of course is probably due to their fans who are just as pathetic themselves (dumb chicks who think these guys are hot or stupid guys who think they're good) Either way Teddy Geiger sucks and is almost as crappy as his music. It's sad that these losers are on top of the world. Any fan of his doesn't know shit about music and shouldn't even be allowed to touch a guitar. Fact is Teddy Geiger sucks and Malmsteen, Vai, or even Satriani, all could tear him a new ass in their sleep.

Guy 1- "Like omg dude look at Teddy Geiger playing 'For You I Will' he's so cool man."
Guy 2- "Uhh dude Teddy Geiger isn't that great his music is shit compared to others..."
Guy 1-"Shut up man, he's better than your Malmsteen and Led Zeppelin!"
Guy 2-*sigh*

by Geiger_sucks July 3, 2006