Breaking up with a friend or company quickly after a bad experience, replacing them with someone else.
by hjoyrg March 13, 2020
Get the switching to geico mug.A guy that saves you money weather it be shopping for clothes,at a bar, a car etc... and doesn't give him any play
look at that geico nigga spending his money on my chick ....too bad she is coming home with me.... i guess geico does save you money
by King Rid February 25, 2009
Get the geico nigga mug.Its the slippery gecko, you shove your partner against the shower wall while kissing them, but when you quickly try to put ur penis in their anus you say to them "15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance with geico"
Man 1: "i gave my girlfriend the slippery geico the other day, she wasnt too happy about it because she uses progressive car insurance"
Man 2: "did you tell her exacly HOW much she could be saving with geico?"
Man 1: "of course i did, she climbed up the wall screaming halfway through me saying it"
Man 2: "did you tell her exacly HOW much she could be saving with geico?"
Man 1: "of course i did, she climbed up the wall screaming halfway through me saying it"
by HIV fries April 1, 2021
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Get the Geico Hoe mug.A GUARANTEE OF 100% CONFORMANCE IN THE FACE OF INFORMATION THAT CLEARY AND OBVIOUSLY SHOWS THAT CONFORMANCE TO BE LESS THAN 100%
When she came home to find several plants dead, I assured her that I had come by to water them a Geico 100% of the days she was away.
After I tested positive, my folks asked if my assurances of abstinence might actually represent a Geico 100%.
I got my Geico 100% when they told me "of course we had your written authorization before we tore your car apart because we obtain that written authorization prior to doing any work 100% of the time."
After I tested positive, my folks asked if my assurances of abstinence might actually represent a Geico 100%.
I got my Geico 100% when they told me "of course we had your written authorization before we tore your car apart because we obtain that written authorization prior to doing any work 100% of the time."
by Senor Jaime December 19, 2009
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when a person committing a crime is killed... preferably by the victim or devine intervention but applicable to death by police action... justice without the middleman
could also apply to less fatal circumstances in which someone gets what they deserve...
when a person committing a crime is killed... preferably by the victim or devine intervention but applicable to death by police action... justice without the middleman
could also apply to less fatal circumstances in which someone gets what they deserve...
the store clerk delivered GEICO justice to armed robber
the car jackers received GEICO justice when the vehicle crashed
the car jackers received GEICO justice when the vehicle crashed
by hazbeenez December 1, 2009
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