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Gassy Fucking Ass

It’s then your Fart is so load, everybody in the room starts to shit
by That Aaa May 22, 2019
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Gassy Fruitcake Bitch

A certain 50-year old woman often seen stalking female students around victoria campus at UofT. She is recognizable by her excess amounts of neon lipstick which she regularly applies in public; her cross-dresser pleather stilettos, and extremely high-rise boot-cut jeans.

She is known to follow female victims into the washroom of the E. J. Pratt library, where she will enter the adjacent stall with her pleather toes pointing into the victim's. She then proceeds to fart loudly. Gassy Fruitcake Bitch has also been identified loudly accusing students of eating and speaking in the library, and threatening to tell on them.

Such organizations as RUDE (Ridding (vic of it's) Uncouth Disgusting Enhabitants) work to rid the Victoria college campus of the Gassy Fruitcake Bitch. The president has recently stated that they will have to redouble efforts due to the extreme presence of her lipstick, which has canceled a year's worth of work.

One Victoria student has expressed his fear, "I don't mind her that much, I'm just scared she'll fart on me." Perhaps she'll marry Brendt and they will fart on each other's heads.
"Gassy Fruitcake Bitch sightings have reached an all-time high this week."
by s-h April 1, 2008
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Gassy Beaner

A look-alike Mexican who SUPPOSIVLY has gas but is only called a gassy beaner by some poor ginger.
Ginger: *whisper* Gassy Beaner
Mexican: *stage whisper* FIRECROTCH
Ginger: Hehe...he... ...Shutup -_-'
by pseudonymmissspeller December 7, 2010
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Gassy Masky

A term which originated during the coronavirus pandemic, where one farts in their mask and very rapidly puts mask on themselves or others as a prank.
Braxton: Dude that was so funny when we gave that freshmen a Gassy Masky!
Evan: Yea bro that was hilarious, he was gagging like crazy!
by FullSender09 November 10, 2020
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Gassy Fingers

Fingers belonging to those full of hot air and smell of shit
I got a lot of taps from those NFG gassy fingers for healing. But now I smell too!
by Hungry Hippo FFS April 16, 2022
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Gassy Jassy

Moans in calls Hooya and has bad comebacks. He screams what a lot and hits Mekael from the back
Gassy Jassy was moaning with bad comebacks
by bowling balls May 12, 2022
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Gassy Bubbles

The act of farting into a flame to light a buddy's bong to enhance the flavor.
"Hey frank, you bring the bong bro??"
"Yeah Kyle... you thinking what I'm thinking?!"
*Both*
"GASSY BUBBLES!!!"
by Cloud_treaderr67 June 19, 2023
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