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Garden Gnome

1. The tiny gnomes found in a garden that are following me in the night and trying to steal my sanity.
2. The tiny garden statuettes that secretly placed a chip in my brain.
3. Any girl that is shorter than 5 feet that resembles the statues known as garden gnomes.
BEWARE THE GARDEN GNOMES!!!

That's an ugly garden gnome!
by Bob December 20, 2004
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Mushroom Garden

When a nuclear/atomic bomb is dropped, the smoke from the all the energy rises up and resembles that of a mushroom.

When many nuclear/atomic bombs are dropped, you now have what resembles that of a Mushroom Garden.
1. Japan decides to attack United States again for whatever reason, seeing as how they didn't learn the 1st time when only 2 bombs were dropped. This time United States drop a nuclear bomb on every single Japanese city; Japan now resemble a Mushroom Garden.

2. WW3 has went nuclear, every country that posses nuclear weapons launches them at their adversaries; the world now resembles a Mushroom Garden.
by iamwhoiamnot November 7, 2010
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Garken

An ugly girl who thinks they are attractive, or an attractive girl who thinks she is ugly.
Damn did you see Fiona at the prom? She looks good as hell but she denies it. Such a garken...
by ultimatestackthrower999 December 1, 2010
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garment varmint

A strange creature that lives in the great cloth caverns.
My garment varmint is getting excited by all the hot pieces of ass.
by СукаБлять February 3, 2017
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Garden Weasel

Verb.
1) The sex act that involves crossing the middle finger over the index finger and simultaneously crossing the ring finger and the little finger. Once completed, the garden weasel is inserted into a woman's vagina and ass.
Guy 1: "So last night I finally got the courage to try the garden weasel on Beth.."
Guy 2: "Really?? How'd that go for you? "
Guy 1: " She screamed and then karate kicked me in the balls." "I think I'll wait a week to try it again."

Guy 2: " Sweet."
by Croy33 March 9, 2017
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Mother-in-the-garden

When a women motorboats a man's ball sack/testicles.
"Wait...I heard helicopter noises coming from your bedroom last night...followed by a sigh of pleasure. Did you mother-in-the-garden Chandler?!?! OMG!"

"I like to mother-in-the-garden as foreplay to tea bagging."
by Sexy Students Association December 2, 2011
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run it through the garden

slang/term used when requesting to include a full host of condiments/pickles/onions/tomatoes /lettuce in your sandwich order.
When asked how he wanted his roast beef sandwich ,Carl responded..."run it through the garden".
by sheila in the car June 20, 2009
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